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Give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar

[. @UncleObz]

I didn’t know people do this

[Nancy Isime @NancyIsime678]

Stop boiling your eggs inside rice. Cook them separately

[. @UncleObz]

Even a well done steak shouldn’t look this dry

[Aisha💕 @nobdylikesaisha]

Date in lekki🤭❤️

[. @UncleObz]

@larelaflame This is always my order

[𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐦 @Chisomxoxo_]

As a woman, you will learn to give men who don’t have money grace as soon as you discover that only a few men can be super rich in Nigeria without illegal means; the rest might be average. So crashing out on broke men means you’re automatically sending him to get it by any means.

[ImageGod @TheImageGod]

I ONLY PURSUE WOMEN WHO LIKE ME BACK CHASING WOMEN TRYNA CHANGE THEIR MIND HAS NEVER BEEN MY STYLE

[. @UncleObz]

Stiff Buku

[.🧃🇪🇸 @shalzv1_]

Don’t run @Sweden

[. @UncleObz]

Have to take off your degree and rejig some of your job titles to simplify them

[م @mysttme]

Mum used to tell me if I didn’t do good in school I’d end up working at Tesco. Job market so cooked i graduated with a first class degree and I got rejected from Tesco?

[. @UncleObz]

I’ve seen this in London, Albania, Nigeria, & America

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[. @UncleObz]

Is this Tay Keith news real?

[. @UncleObz]

I’d have Rashford at Arsenal by the way

[. @UncleObz]

That’s why it’s the number 1 business travel hub in the world

[Funmi @Funminz]

London wins on travel ease. Quick hops to Europe, direct routes to the US. Nigeria in a few hours.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Networking is mad. Showed a guy my fuel system in London and now I'm going to be partnering with TedX and collabing with Rocket scientists and Oil moguls. Calm.

[Shieldy #29 @AFCShieldy]

In all seriousness Tzolakis, Monga and Rogers are shocking signings for a team that had just won the league

We are shopping like a mid table team

[. @UncleObz]

Reminds me of Trossard

[MUKTAR @afcmuktar]

Christos Tzolis to Arsenal

22 goals and 29 assists for Club Brugge this season with 3 goals and 5 assists in the Champions League

Bring him to the Emirates asap 🔥

[. @UncleObz]

Doing my best

[Neye 💞 @meikkp]

Elon Musk: Trillionaire
Bill Gate: Billionaire
Neye: Millionaire

You ???

[. @UncleObz]

Even in the deepest village in South Korea, a Nigerian is there waiting to be called up to the national team

[. @UncleObz]

I’m sure there is a Nigerian in every World Cup team

[ABIMBOLA @_Abimberry]

Barcola is just another Martinelli
In fact they are twins

[. @UncleObz]

So Congolese 😂

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[. @UncleObz]

The fact that Nigeria are not in the World Cup is a problem