Uncle Ofonime

Ancestral Custodian | Marketing Strategist | Crypto Degen | Chelsea Loyalist | Professional contrarian. If everyone agrees, I'm asking the wrong questions.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

$Callout is so much bigger than the $App narrative, respectively.
If the trenches really wanted to run with it, there’d be no ceiling. 🚀

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Called out the OG $Callout Rewards coin on Pump before the hype went crazy. 🫡
Now this feature is the talk of the town and folks are actually getting PAID. You love to see it. 💰👀

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Called out the OG $Callout Rewards coin on Pump before the hype went crazy. 🫡
Now this feature is the talk of the town and folks are actually getting PAID. You love to see it. 💰👀

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@MailSport Isak needs to block the noise and start talking with his boots because £125m no dey score goals by itself.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Exactly. £125m comes with expectations, not sympathy. Isak looked completely overwhelmed by the occasion. If Liverpool fans were already unsure about him, that performance definitely didn’t help his case. Football no be therapy session. 😂

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Alexander Isak's Newcastle return was full of vitriol and vicious noise - the £125m man looked paralysed by pressure in performance that will not have endeared him to ambivalent Liverpool fans, writes CRAIG HOPE https://t.co/l11LFlhms2

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@zafarmirzo Humanity has the capacity to do amazing things, but greed, corruption and selfish interests dey always enter the equation. The real test is not whether we can explore the universe, but whether we can use what we discover to genuinely improve human life.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

I agree, but make we no over-romanticize humanity. 😂 Faith in humanity should include faith that we can build a better world, not just faith that humans are naturally good. Give some people power and resources, and you’ll quickly understand why trust needs accountability.

[Zafar Mirzo @zafarmirzo]

Faith in humanity is faith in our capacity to explore and develop the Universe and to direct its resources solely to the service of Love.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@official_Gegeh Money no automatically make a man a good husband, but let’s stop pretending financial stability doesn’t influence marriage decisions. In Nigeria, where survival itself is expensive, “I love him” and “this man can provide” are often having the same conversation. 😭

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

This one go pain people, but there’s some truth in it. Poverty can make money look like character. A man has a house, car and steady income, and suddenly every red flag becomes he will change. 😂

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Poverty made women believe that every man who’s rich is the right man to marry

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@DanielRegha Na Nigeria we dey, where church fit collect millions every Sunday but once you mention tax, everybody suddenly remembers “render unto Caesar.” 😂 If the institution is generating serious income, transparency and fair taxation shouldn’t be a controversial conversation.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Honestly, I agree. If a church is operating like a multimillion-naira institution, collecting tithes, offerings and donations at that scale, there should be proper financial accountability. Nobody should be above taxation simply because the money enters through an altar.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Churches should pay income tax on all tithes, offerings, and donations they receive. They make lots of money, and should be taxed like every other establishment or institution.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@OfficialFPL I’m not asking for much. Just 3 goals, 2 assists and a couple bonus points between them. 😂🙏🏾

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

FPL managers already celebrating like the points have been added 😭 Palmer, João Pedro and Rogers still to play… please, football gods, let this haul be filthy. 🤲🏾📈

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

When you realise Cole Palmer, Joao Pedro and Morgan Rogers are yet to play 😏

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Live your life, you only have one life. There is nobody coming to save us.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@nwidele You can do all this and she will find big preek go.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@Callmemommyx_ Ndi forget my past.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@ShehuSani This just goes to show that in Nigeria today, there is a dangerous disregard for consequences.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@premierleague Red Devils entered Saturday with hope and came out looking like person wey enter danfo without confirming the destination. 😭💀

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@Munalozy Airtel ODU no be just router again, na indoor survival equipment for me. 😂

At this point, staying indoors is the only investment with guaranteed returns. locked in kpa

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

Sometimes the only thing standing between you and the life you want is the version of yourself you refuse to outgrow.

Free your mind first. Everything else follows.

[Uncle Ofonime @UncleOfonime]

@simonsquibb Doing it publicly makes little sense. You don’t ask someone to pitch a dream before establishing the capital range.

First tell me how much you’re actually willing to put forward. Then I’ll know what kind of business that capital can realistically support.