Paul Erickson

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

The chive. It's basically porn without the penetration

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

Golf should be a required business bacc core class

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

.@Evan_Jeffrey "could you imagine being in Corvallis for spring break?"
Me - "I'd have to start doing another drug"

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

"This ones called 'I came on her back'"

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

there's no subtle way to wipe your own shit off yourself.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

you could throw a ham grenade in my kitchen and it would probably look the same

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

someone gets to fuck that. (Watching new Shakira music video)

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

What is this? Bruno Mars and the Bellhops??

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

Our white board was sexually assaulted last night

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

I think the last time I threw up was when I ate too much

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

I support boobies with my hands ya heard

[Oregon State University @OregonState]

Good morning, Nation.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

Jesus Christ I bet she knows her way around a penis.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

@tracygreen_ you forgot my name at one point.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

We went next door because all Asians are trained in karate.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

Honestly who blasts talk radio?

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

That man could cut down a tree with a shovel. Just wreaks of lumberjack.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

That girl would have turned your dick to sawdust.

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

Porn is not a bad industry to get into, great job security and they give you the tools to succeed

[Paul Erickson @UnclePaulMD]

The most mountainist hipsters reside in the southwest of Portland