Uncle Pauly

Drench yourself in words unspoken. Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten Stocks. Bonds. Taxes. Chicks

[Uncle Pauly @UnclePauly13]

@daily_msu Deactivate it, you fucking moron. Go Blue.

[Uncle Pauly @UnclePauly13]

Yeah my YouTube algorithm might be a little BUSTED… #Idk

[Uncle Pauly @UnclePauly13]

@conner_omalley @conner_omalley … it’s about your grades… we need to talk. Plz DM me, if you can hear me

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

Movies used to have Jake Gyllenhaal

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Jeff Jarrett hitting Beetlejuice is probably the most legendary guitar shot of all time 😂

[Zach Harper @talkhoops]

This is the look of a man who knows he’s not allowed back in Vegas and his family has no idea

[Coach Harbaugh @jimharbaugh]

Attacking this day with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

This is a GTA loading screen

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Congrats @UMichfootball on this sweet, sweet victory!

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

HA HA @finebaum For Ever Doubting @CoachJim4UM! And According To You The NFL Would Never Take Him Either! I Want Your Job On SEC Network! Dumbass!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

〽️ICHIGAN WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

THEIR FIRST TITLE SINCE 1997

[C.J. Gardner-Johnson @CGJXXIII]

“Game Manager” 🤫

[Giants Daily @NYGDaily]

Tommy DeVito’s agent looks exactly how I’d expect Tommy DeVito’s agent to look like

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

Couldn’t be more polar opposite than Suggs…next post

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

At his press conference today, Jim Harbaugh:

1. Recanted his long held opinion that quarterbacks shouldn't eat chicken because a chicken is a "nervous bird." Says he now owns some chickens and they are "low maintenance and high production."
2. Cited watching lots of "Judge Judy" in response to his upcoming legal hearing.
3. Said his raspy voice wasn't a sign of sickness because "I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against and shatter." Promised to do "more pushups and eat an apple" just in case.

So ... business as usual.

[J.J. McCarthy @jjmccarthy09]

Bet

[Chuck Schumer @chuckschumer]

It’s time to end the federal prohibition of cannabis.

[ABC News @ABC]

“There is no purgatory for war criminals. They go straight to hell, Ambassador.”

Ukraine’s U.N. ambassador directly addressed his Russian counterpart at conclusion of U.N. Security Council meeting. https://t.co/qS3qLvR7I0