Uncle Red

I am on the Lord's side, and I know He is on mine because He has made all my enemies gay, weak and stupid before I ever knew them.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

That's just a hipster favela.

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

Imagine if we built a community like this.

Would you live here?

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

"Ayo we doin important work."

[SoulFood66 @BlackAndNative1]

IF YOU DON’T WANT BLACK AMERICANS IN YOUR STORES TO SPEND OUR ANNUALLY 2.3 TRILLION BLACK AMERICAN DOLLARS JUST LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS SO YOU CAN MAKE IT EASY FOR US?‼️🤔

JUSTICE FOR Cyrus Carmack-Belton‼️

#BlackAmericansKeepStandingOnBusiness

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@Gregoreeee8148 @Inquisition_2_0 Can't train a darkie of any sort to not cram shit in front of the vent in a refrigerator coming from the freezer.
The sticker the manufacturer puts there saying so doesn't help, either.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@Gregoreeee8148 @Inquisition_2_0 Beaners shouldn't be allowed to own electric ranges, they melt the terminal blocks on a biweekly basis.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@Inquisition_2_0 @Gregoreeee8148 I have looked at deep piles of rancid undergarments filling laundry rooms, and told them I'd be back after they've mopped.
I have walked into doors and immediately told them I'd be back when they took care of the roaches and/or rats that I smelled.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

Why does the Dollar General knockoff of the Lemon Oreo taste exactly like a spoonful of Fruit Loops?

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

Well, after a day of pest control and yardwork I just want to kick back and play Grounded with the missus and...oh God, Pollocks really are just Other Germans.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

If they ever put me in charge of designing a mower, the front beam will be high enough to kick a cinderblock under there when you lift it on level ground.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@Inquisition_2_0 Thank you honey, your biscuits and gravy are absolute perfection as always.
Thank you for cookin' I love you. 😘

[Inquisition 2.Ø (KYE) @Inquisition_2_0]

Lunch: Biscuits and Gravy

[Inquisition 2.Ø (KYE) @Inquisition_2_0]

Currently making homemade biscuits and gravy. 😋

[Inquisition 2.Ø (KYE) @Inquisition_2_0]

😋

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@BigDickBarclay @normposter H.P. Lovecraft, The Alchemist is the funniest short story I've ever read.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

When you're bungee jumping south of the border but you're not racist enough to automatically double-check literally anything a spic does:

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

You think he's the first trillionaire?

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@Yorkieterrorist The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that profit isn't the goal, and the real objective is to ruin a man's legacy and deprive the fans of what could have been.

[Uncle Red @UncleRedCardio]

@neiltyson The alien when you suggest that academic consensus is infallible: