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Walk into every room slow motion

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

Fantasy draft in 30 min! San Diego defense with the first pick #Teo!

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Me after a first date... https://t.co/Lhawlp4yZS

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Damn ants https://t.co/SwpYRo0KL4

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

"I thought he was gonna body check me right then and there, right off my scooter."-Mallory knight

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Two stepping in @malibudaniela car #oldiebutagoodie

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U can't put BSB on and ask me not to sing along #nothapping #crankit

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

@Brittany_Engle ? Lol

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

The whites have accepted the ability to twerk in exchange for survival in horror movies for blacks #RacialDraft

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

That awkward moment when the dictionary's definition is even more confusing than the word.

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

@cmassart24 @MPoremski @kpappas10 @CPTag in.

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Get 3 stars and don't clear the jelly #CandyCrushPromblems

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@Brittany_Engle I feel that, I miss u two jokes even more I promise u

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My IPhone is 1 year old today!!

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Normally I don't get too pumped about Girl country singers songs but.. The Band Perry's song Done is a straight jam.

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http://t.co/TfwhUHe4Rb

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I'm a zebra."

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

What's it mean to be 25? It means you go to work on your birthday. #lifenow

[reid preisser @UncleReedo]

Happy 100th birthday Vince #footballlegend #nfl

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If all you do is constantly post pictures of your dog/baby... You will not be follow on Instagram #stopit