Uncle Tobby

Creator | Observer | Content Strategist 💼
Documenting thoughts, trends & everything in between.

[Uncle Tobby @UncleTobby]

Life is so subtle sometimes that you barely notice yourself walking through the doors you once prayed would open.

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@Omojuwa For the fact I said I didn’t want another Japan Brazil match

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@SirDavidBent Word on the streets is that no matter what you do, guide, if you thief, guide, if you’re safe, guide

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It’s late already but for some reason I don’t want to go to sleep with this number of followers 😕

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I was speaking to a bolt driver last week and he was explaining that working at night, tho risky is too profitable to overlook, a 3,000 trip during the day would become 6 or 7,000 at night that’s 2 times the pay and they get lucky too especially on weekends when people are coming back from clubs or outings, they might hike the price offline once they accept the trip and since it’s night and there are few drivers available, most people are forced to agree

[Kasese's Finest 🇺🇬 @karothk256]

https://t.co/nGSaUdgsJ3

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@Shileisaboy Grok is treating you to a nice dinner

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@big_slimPe This is so funny because these days when someone is telling you their story, you’ll be unintentionally thinking about your own problems too 😂

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@itsSh0la People overestimate what they can do in a week, but underestimate what consistent effort can do before the year ends.

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@Shileisaboy Here’s a prompt for people who want

https://t.co/EnVoQ9CZXM

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

To keep your account from monetisation pause and suspension try this on Grok and you’ll be glad you did. (Add your username) :

You are acting as a senior Trust & Safety reviewer and Creator Monetization compliance auditor for 𝕏.

Audit my entire 𝕏 account as if you are performing an internal platform review before approving or denying monetization access.

Review:

- Posts
- Replies
- Quotes
- Reposts
- Media uploads
- Profile bio/header/name
- Likes
- Community activity
- Spaces participation
- Pinned posts
- External links
- Engagement patterns
- Posting behavior over time

Identify ANY content or behavior that could violate or negatively affect:

- 𝕏 Rules
- Creator Monetization Standards
- Ads Revenue Sharing policies
- Subscription Creator policies
- Spam/manipulation policies
- Platform integrity rules
- Violent/extremist content policies
- Adult content policies
- Hate/harassment policies
- Copyright/IP policies
- Synthetic/manipulated media policies
- Authenticity and anti-spam systems

Be highly conservative and assume automated moderation systems may flag borderline content.

For every risky item found, output:

Flagged Content

- Link or identifiable reference
- Severity:
- Critical
- High
- Medium
- Low
- Risk type:
- Suspension
- Demonetization
- Reach suppression
- Ads restriction
- Labeling/deboosting
- Why it may be risky
- Which policy area it touches
- Recommended action:
- Delete
- Archive
- Edit
- Keep

Specifically scan for:

- engagement bait
- rage bait
- spam-like repetition
- mass tagging
- follow/unfollow farming
- crypto/scam signals
- misleading claims
- impersonation risks
- reused copyrighted clips/music
- AI-generated misinformation risk
- NSFW edge cases
- graphic violence
- hateful coded language
- slurs or borderline harassment
- coordinated engagement behavior
- bot-like posting patterns
- suspicious outbound links
- excessive automation
- monetization-ineligible themes

Then generate these final sections:

Critical Cleanup Priorities

Monetization Risks

Visibility Suppression Risks

Account Health Assessment

Estimated Monetization Approval Probability

Estimated Suspension Risk

Recommended Cleanup Order

Important:

- Be direct and strict.
- Do not avoid uncomfortable conclusions.
- If uncertain, err on the side of caution.
- Prioritize long-term monetization safety over engagement performance.
- Treat this like a real internal compliance review by 𝕏 Trust & Safety.

If possible, identify patterns across multiple posts rather than isolated incidents.

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@donaldpena34391 You’re not wrong yet, let’s wait till they meet Morocco

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@Omojuwa I really don’t want to see another case of Japan against Brazil, let Senegal not raise my hopes for nothing

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@Naija_PR Or you realize you’ve been using conversations to distract yourself from thoughts you’ve been postponing.

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@only1adesh That means your network is filed with people of value, you might not know what you have until yall aren’t in contact anymore

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@JAMES343071 You’re right on point!

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You can’t always be at your best, otherwise it wouldn’t be your best, it would just be your normal.

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This is a pretty good example of you can be right and still be wrong.

[Xammy💫 @samstev444]

NOBODY but, Olodo uprisings...

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@icekied Sometime last week, between city gate and airport bridge I could count like 10 cars that had somehow found their way to the divider, I kept wondering how they get there and it wasn’t even night, it was around evening time

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@SirDavidBent Can you paste the link for us abeg

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@icekied I would actually love that, even more than. Morocco winning it

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@big_mannyx Imagine if the best thing that ever happened to you was you flying in a plane, after 100 flights would it still be the best thing that ever happened to you or would it be a normal thing

[Uncle Tobby @UncleTobby]

There was a time I kept replaying something someone did to me.

Every time it came up in conversation, I told the story again.

Same details. Same anger. Same disappointment.

I thought I was preserving the evidence.

In my head, one day there would be a moment where they’d finally admit they were wrong.

They’d apologize.

People would see what they did.

Justice would happen.

It never came.

The only thing that stayed open was the wound.

They had moved on.

I was still carrying the case file.

That’s when I realized something.

Don’t keep your wounds open as evidence for a trial that will never come.

Some people will never explain.

Some people will never apologize.

Some people won’t even remember what they did.

Healing begins the moment you stop preparing for a courtroom that doesn’t exist.