Uncle Weirdarius

Serving freshly baked snark - just how Grandma used to make before we took all her bananas...

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Look, Keith, Baby Lasagna wrote a book too....AND IT'S ALREADY OUT IN ENGLISH!!!

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@Subwoolferband Away from your problems? So do I

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@jenxwanda You're right. They'll never guess it was me 😛

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@NoContextSubCub @MahraePrime That's not very nice. He even used "please."

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@benadamsuk @Subwoolferband Someone should check for scars on this gentleman's ribs.

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@jenxwanda @mycabaret 👀

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𝕏. Twice.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

You have to get rid of two apps forever, which ones will you choose?

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Number 9.
Obviously.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Which ones?

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Disposable pleasure or meaningful pursuit?

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@jenxwanda October 👉😭👈

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@Subwoolferband Who dis?

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

@carashorcrux sending thoughts and prayers

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Being an adult is so weird I'm left to my own devices all day without supervision Who thought that was a good idea?

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Exhibit B
https://t.co/al37t92Icd

[Out of Context SubCubs @NoContextSubCub]

us when someone asks where all our money went

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Why do I sometimes read it as Out of Control Subcubs??

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Exhibit A
https://t.co/gpCal5ci2r

[Out of Context SubCubs @NoContextSubCub]

her name is she queen of the kings running so fast beating the wind

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@CaroFraTyskland And they pay taxes too!

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@MusikkFraNorge Yes! Like that.

[Uncle Weirdarius @Uncleweirdarius]

Today, I tried to have a staring contest with my mirror. It won. Then it asked for a raise in compliments. 💁‍♂️🪞 #MirrorMischief 😳😂