Wilbur🍏

I serve my Lord… That doesn’t mean I can’t stalk my ex here.

Join the black and white 🖤🤍

DARK THEMES ON ACCOUNT‼️‼️

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

〝Oh you don’t wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with me”

ᯓ　Wilbur Cross ノ “Wiley”　┊　He/it/they　♪
　— Bisexual/Aromantic　★　𝗓ᶻ

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[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ It isn’t. But we gotta do what we do.

Do you… seriously not know me?

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_

You amuse me.

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@wear_a_watch_ “Hey John? You forget I can’t exactly stop them. It’s an American holiday! They’re gonna want to have some fun!”

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ My bosses don’t like fun unless it’s their own. I’m busy a lot.

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ I don’t exactly get the luxury of hobbies anymore

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@wear_a_watch_ “That’s a matter of opinion Johnny boy.”

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ Not anymore.

Used to love boxing and swimming. And shooting but that was part of my old job so…

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ Hm. Okay… What’s your favourite thing to do?

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@high_0nSpeed Mhm, now fuck off and do some work

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

Pokey is having his fun today…

Sorry for the mess, General ;)

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ Fucked up eldritch horrors.

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ My type? Like relationship or my type of weird? Two very different things

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@high_0nSpeed You’re welcome…

Look. I don’t agree with recruiting kids, but you’re here and I can’t deny that. If you need info on the lords or anything… call me okay?

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ Well you ain’t my type of weird so normal fits

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@Grays0nTwain_ You just… do. I don’t know why. You’re normal.

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

“It means… I took your place idiot!”

[he sighed and sat back down, running a hand through his disheveled hair]

[🪖☆— John Macnamara @TH3_GENERAL]

“What does that even mean?!”

[ John gently pushes Wilbur off him. ]

“Just- Fine, fine, don’t tell me. Just calm down!”

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@high_0nSpeed Look, kid. I’ve dealt with the lords for what feels like centuries. Many realities, many deaths, resurrections, beatings and torments.

Pokey hates any voice that isn’t his own. You can offer help, but DO NOT… try to be funny or cocky or anything. Just listen.

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@TH3_GENERAL Don’t need to wish when you make it so easy

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@D1RTYGURL /Once I’m home I’ll begin brainstorming

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

“You really want me in pain huh?! IT WAS MEANT TO BE YOU THAT DAY.”

[he yelled as he clawed at his head]

[🪖☆— John Macnamara @TH3_GENERAL]

[ John panicked slightly at Wilbur’s pain, stiffening at the mention of himself. ]

“What… What do you mean?”

[Wilbur🍏 @UncleWileyy]

@D1RTYGURL /Dont tempt me I have so many…