Rhiannon Emily

29. Failed historian. RMHN. Travel lover. my dog is my life. distressed and not well dressed.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Everyone's talking about Prince Harry's memoir but I'm still stuck on CJ from Eggheads getting arrested on suspicion of murder after admitting he threw a man into a river in his autobiography.

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

@MDelahorne The milkman (literally his name on fb) delivers around Cwmbran. Dunno how far he goes though

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I really hope my next boyfriend likes my cooking

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder https://t.co/urlKXsR5ot

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I don’t have any sweets left so I’ve started giving out fibre one bars 😂🙈

[luke warm tweets @lukejarret]

me: umm actually that’s Frankenstein’s Monster

friend: oh my bad *puts down energy drink*

Frankenstein: don’t sweat it bro

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

Men: it’s so attractive how independent you are
Also men: My mum drives me to McDonald’s when I’m hungry

[Zachs That Go Hard @ZachBroussard]

Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I remembered to offer him a drink though! I’m glad he said no cause I’ve only got oat milk and people are weird about it

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

There’s a plumber in my house and I am awkward.

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

There’s a plumber in my house and I am awkward.

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What is the point in @McDonaldsUK click and collect service when you have to wait 20 minutes without food and you watch people go in-store and get their food within 5 minutes?

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I just dropped Dylan off at my parents and then drove 30 minutes through a lightening storm 👍

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I don’t understand how my life became so hard so quickly

[AFC sensei @afcsensei]

GOD: So there's just one rule...

EVE:

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

Im really looking forward to Tuesday being incredibly hot for the simple reason that I can play stardew valley all day in a dark room with the fan on.

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I GOT THE JOB

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I've got an interview this afternoon for a job I really want on my current ward but I have convinced myself I don't want it. Stress.

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

Borris Johnson has been the worst prime minister that this country has faced.

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I've got an interview this afternoon for a job I really want on my current ward but I have convinced myself I don't want it. Stress.

[Rhiannon Emily @UncoolCupcake]

I haven’t been abroad for so long I genuinely don’t know what to pack

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

People who stack dirty dishes in the sink are like "OK, I won't actually CLEAN them but I CAN make it harder for anyone else to clean them"