Uncool Randy

I am a unicorn whisperer - in that I mumble about them whenever I feel the conversation has turned south.

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Feast your ear and eye mouths on a little diddy I like to call "Wet Ass Cookie"

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

I found a mostly intact pack of those 2 bite brownies in my glove box. You will be competing for that. Come see me guest host tonight for @johnsmothers1 at @thebardstown @ The Bard's Town Theatre https://t.co/hEakfoAiV7

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

What is it Sunday or something? https://t.co/YbsASPbwMx

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

The roast of Mister Bicycle. Tonight at @lavish_looks11 https://t.co/MtM0ArjqsK

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ofxgE3sOwk

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Yes. @ 21st In Germantown https://t.co/OvMyPRZtwF

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I'm back. @ High Horse Bar https://t.co/KgC92x3suy

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Guest host @ehrin83 tonight. 7-9
😘 @ 21st In Germantown https://t.co/AipM4ebm0Q

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

What are you up to? Me? I'm just dicking around... https://t.co/ekt5UasVPX

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Coming to get you. Saturday. @ Lavish Looks Hairstyles and Cocktails https://t.co/EqtIIuYaFT

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Hillary and Bikey running thangs while Unky Randy going to nashy. @ High Horse Bar https://t.co/K9t74rPCnl

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Every Wednesday!
I won't be there tonight, Bikey n Q are your hosts! @ High Horse Bar https://t.co/9ryOTvfETq

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Tonight! Don't you dare pull up. @ WWME HALL https://t.co/5Ktu5RbHG3

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

You know you want to see me do my feature set with all the props and lyrics on the screen! This ain't no open mic! Friday! Support me! Also, look at that lineup! Now with Jake Hovis! @ WWME HALL https://t.co/FnVSpqdGu5

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

You know you want to see me do my feature set with all the props and lyrics on the screen! This ain't no open mic! Friday! Support me! Also, look at that lineup! @ WWME HALL https://t.co/EgsJOCC1hn

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

*may cause fart attack @ High Horse Bar https://t.co/6eHWGBu9TG

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

1 week until this show with great comics from near and less near at a distillery! Next Saturday! Free! Farm to table, looks delicious. In DT Winchester. @ Wildcat Willy's Distillery LLC https://t.co/uUj9U7pYyr

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

Just posted a video @ Red Curb Comedy https://t.co/tjieTsfI3g

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"Uncool Randy is my hero " pass code for 5$ off tickets. Saturday!! @ Tracks Bar and Grill https://t.co/CNq03v66PW

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Get some! Special guest Q Smoke in the building tonight! @ High Horse Bar https://t.co/Hi1XXkTCCZ

[Uncool Randy @UncoolRandy]

The rumors are true. I am a prop comic and idgaf. We all trying to eat... https://t.co/KwdUsb5Vjr