UNCO Problems

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[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Hey Bears something to tell you:

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

How it feels ubering home from Rio on Thursday’s

[Justin Gaethje 🇺🇸 @Justin_Gaethje]

That man is good. Bitch move to take that fight. Say my name @TheNotoriousMMA

[Northern Colorado Football @UNC_BearsFB]

Good morning Bear fans! Not only do we welcome @87ed to our family today, but the whole McCaffrey family. 🐻🏈 #GoUNCBears #BigSkyFB

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Hey @run__cmc I’ll swipe you into the d-hall a couple times if you ditch the Panthers and come play for UNC

[Ed McCaffrey @87ed]

I am excited to be joining the University of Northern Colorado as their Head Football Coach!  Thank you to President Andy Feinstein and Director of Athletics Darren Dunn for the opportunity to lead this football… https://t.co/38SCYuvpTU

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

A Greeley crackhead had to have taught her how to do a front flip like that

[Justin Gaethje 🇺🇸 @Justin_Gaethje]

First a bantamweight now the man I defeated last. I can fight in January @TheNotoriousMMA Let’s show the world the little coward you are. I won’t take your neck when you give it to me and the fetal position is not an option.

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Kegathon AND a @barstoolsports tweet? What a day for UNC #WeWantBama

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Yeah, so you can’t do that.

[Justin Gaethje 🇺🇸 @Justin_Gaethje]

@TheNotoriousMMA I’ve been waiting for a reply.

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

The UNC boy @Justin_Gaethje ain’t messing around! I know you don’t want non of this Greeley SMOKE @TheNotoriousMMA

[CATCHWEIGHT™️ @catchweightpod]

JUSTIN GAETHJE! He puts away Donald Cerrone in the first round in Vancouver! Unreal power 💥 https://t.co/RbgN40yZDJ

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

freshman trying holmes scrambled eggs for the first time

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Next week when I wake up hungover in Greeley after spending all summer back at home

[Northern Colorado Football @UNC_BearsFB]

Bears in the NFL. #UNCommon🐻🏈

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

now this is a REAL unco problem

[Isaac DiTirro @isaac_ditirro1]

I’m still salty my tour guide for unc told me you can login to Netflix on the cardio equipment at the rec 😤 biggest lie of college so far

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Almanzas employees at 3am:

Me:

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

🗣 I FUCKING LOVE YOU FUCKERS‼️

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

This is what I was expecting the campus commons to look like, but we all know that didn’t happen

[UNC Bears MBB @UNC_BearsMBB]

The @nuggets got themselves one heck of a scorer when they signed Jordan Davis (@UNCJD0) make sure you check out the @NBASummerLeague to see who he will dunk on next.
Congrats JD! 👏👏👏

#GoUNCBears #BigSkyMBB #BearsAtTheNextLevel

[Alex Wesley @yungwes81]

Just the beginning 👀

[UNCO Problems @UNCOProblems]

Greeley townies going through our dumpsters