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32, he/him, minors dni please. i think i'm funny and i like/occasionally rt the S P I C Y art

[MVTookie 🔞 @UncreativeMike]

@LoveStarvedCatt Probably wake up with blue balls and my alarm going off.

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@CrevettaNSFW

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@goonaphone

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@LoveStarvedCatt Every drop and then some.

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@CrevettaNSFW The horny economy is in shambles, us perverts need to pump those numbers somehow.

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@CrevettaVT Pickled in jars, right?

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@MONKKEY36193862 @CrevettaVT The reverse onlyfans; pay money -or- get nudes.

(Do not do this without consent from all parties.)

[MVTookie 🔞 @UncreativeMike]

@CrevettaVT This how it feels?

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@CrevettaVT Rent-lowering goonshots.

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@CrevettaVT When they said some like it hot, I really hope that isn't what they meant.

Not kinkshaming, but I might have to kinkask why.

[MVTookie 🔞 @UncreativeMike]

@CrevettaNSFW My depravity grows but not my bank balance.

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I had a lottery payout, but there would be signs.

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@LoveStarvedCatt Hey it's what I look like scrolling through my feed these days.

[MVTookie 🔞 @UncreativeMike]

@CrevettaVT If I won the lottery I would not tell anyone

But there would be signs

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@CrevettaNSFW hell yeah <3

god's strongest soldier keeping his eyes on the textbook when those honkers do be bonkin' in front of him

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@CrevettaVT oh boy, time to save up for another commission that puts me on The List

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@CrevettaVT We both know I don’t know how to stop.

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@CrevettaVT To be fair, fruit like that is the only time some people ever get to experience hanging low.

[MVTookie 🔞 @UncreativeMike]

@CrevettaVT "Fatter balls for the lady, your grace?"

"And sweatier, don't forget the sweaty sack."

"As you wish, sire."

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@CrevettaVT Don't worry, once I've budgetted around my new house, I'm sure I can cook up a few ideas again.