Hole Foods

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

You gonna hit that windex?

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

They made an AI that negs you

[Orchid @orchid_hq]

Introducing Orchid, the first assistant that actually gets you 🌸

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Reading the odyssey out loud to my wife and child but instead of “odysseus” I say “Tony Romo”

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@JackSutpen @DKThomp Touch grass dude it’s a funny bit

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Oh nice it’s the Sacred Geometry

[Alvaro Lozano-Robledo @mathandcobb]

Following up on the suggestion from Will Sawin, here is an illustration of the new configurations that disprove Erdos' unit distance conjecture (made with the help of ChatGPT 5.5 Thinking).

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@cremieuxrecueil @cremieuxrecueil I suppose these findings can co-exist in a world where delivery drivers are making the same while working fewer hours -- is this not "helping drivers"?

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@cremieuxrecueil this graph straight from the paper source appears to not show that -- what am I missing?

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@rome_greece_ @Simple__Town @sasimons @FelipeDiPoi @samuel_lanier @carosnake @ianfaria13 fuck you Caesar I thought we were done with you!!!

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

the problem with kids today is that it's drag and drop instead of stop drop and roll

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@PinkertonDeluxe sorry I took your sublime song

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@PinkertonDeluxe Dude it’s in the name Ho II ywood

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Getting a lot of mileage out of telling my wife "I'm doing Taxi Driver tonight" when I'm alone. She hasn't seen it and has no idea what it means

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@williambanks_ Get your friends to say on video that you are not scared and I will believe you

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@williambanks_ His fear makes him not only a coward but possibly a murderer if they cannot escape the island

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@williambanks_ William was too scared to box so he crashed a boat with all his friends to avoid boxing

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@PinkertonDeluxe Pynchon name scheme

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

@Colin_d_m @Colin_d_m what other special commutes do you plan on adding? Sports perhaps?

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Documenting my slow detachment from reality here to show myself in one year

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Trump signals to Hitler fans:
“11488 murders”
14 words, 88=Heil Hitler
There is no other reason for this random number being in the speech.

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Agent Cooper was a real guy

[🔱Occult Hours🔱 @OccultHours]

Hey bro, DID YOU DO THE DECLASSIFIED CIA BREATHING EXERCISE TO REMOVE STALE ENERGY OUT OF YOUR FEET this morning?

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

Starting thoughts with “I have a dream“ gives my 5 o’clock beer the gravitas it deserves

[Hole Foods @UncutGecs]

doing this but on mushrooms and never being the same again