Colton Underhill

Politics, Race cars, and Pups

[New York Young Republican Club 🇺🇸🗽 @NYYRC]

In 1980, we beat the Soviet Union and took down communism.

In 2026, we beat Canada and we’re going to take down gay race communism.

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Scott Laughlin @LaughlinSXM]

Just like Four Nations. ♥️

[Donut Snob @77Midwest]

This Latvia coach is a straight up bitch #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

“We’re on a mission from God.”

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Demanding that Trump replace him with Creed through executive order

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

Amen 🙏

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Colton Underhill @UnderhillColton]

How can you be an atheist when the sun is shining and there’s grass to be mowed?

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

Congratulations Team Canada on winning the gold medal!

When you get home, I'll tax your new medals at 54% of their value.

#4Nations

[Colton Underhill @UnderhillColton]

At least our guys don’t have to go home to Canada #4nations

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hang it in the Smithsonian NOW!

[Colton Underhill @UnderhillColton]

Hy

[Amelia @ameliaunder]

Christmas dinner with the grandparents, brother’s on aux

[Colton Underhill @UnderhillColton]

Lord have mercy

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

SHOUT OUT TO ANYONE WITH LEPROSY! just learned about it. stay strong! 🙏

[Colton Underhill @UnderhillColton]

Chain smoking backwoods with my grandpa this PM

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

UPDATE: Sources familiar with the matter commented on the situation and clarified, “He’s not dislodging. He’s lodging. That’s a no-hand zyn consumption technique.”