mini mallitia

Humble to you. I BITE

darker berries

[Tonte @tontebriggs]

Kill all of them regardless

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

📌 📌 📌

[ajay @1meajay]

it means where i did (60/4 = 15) you should do (60/4 = 30/2 = 15)

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

Bro I need to lock in mehn. This cannot be me at 40

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me: Ma’am, i brought your husband. He’s drunk, he falls every time we try to lift him up.

The wife: And his wheelchair?

Me:

[mini mallitia @une_drizzy]

Bro to bro: its alright to tell someone you love to get healthy.

Doesn't also make your point wrong.

Regards

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[trollopszn @solracnkoff]

when the herbalists in ghana told you, you laughed

[thatpaediatricnurse 🇳🇬(RN) @Oluwabunminire]

I still don’t understand why some of you behave like immigration officers on this app 😭

How is your display name “DON TORONTO OF ÇANADA 🇨🇦🍁” but your current location is Challenge, Ibadan beside a shop selling hot amala?? 😭

Then your bio will say:
📍Ontario
📍London
📍Doha
📍Texas

Meanwhile NEPA just took light in your area and you’re outside charging your phone at a barbing salon in Oshodi 😭

Some of you have travelled more in bios than in real life.

Please be calming down before your village people start asking questions.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@officialABAT You are cursed o. Proper cursed.

Multiple kidnappings and abductions from schools, you have no business with those children.

You're staggering through party politics.

You're a demon o. A proper demon.

Can't wait for the day we don't have to bear your ugliness anymore.

[mini mallitia @une_drizzy]

First rule of adulting

[The Edo Igbo Lady @AwokeNgoziOlohi]

@_Matriach I am definitely telling them why I am returning it. Nobody will beat me.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Oyo School Kidnapping by Terrorists;

A few days ago,
Barbaric lunatic terrorists kidnapped 7 teachers and 39 students in Oyo state Nigeria.

The School Principal Mrs Rachael Alamu of Community High School, Ahoro-Esinele is in captivity.

Four motorcycles allegedly snatched from villagers.(3 motorcycle was snatched from Yawota community and 1 from community high school)

Moreover, the number of teachers missing/kidnapped were 7 (Seven) and students were 39 which in total 46 missing/kidnaped

The affected schools include Community High School Ahoro-Esinele and Yawota Baptist Nursery and Primary School.

The following teachers were reportedly abducted:
Mrs Alamu FOLAWE – Principal, Community High School
Mr Ojo JONATHAN – Vice Principal
Mr Olatunde Zacchaeus – Teacher
Mr John OLALEYE – Teacher
Mr Michael OYEDOKUN – Teacher
Mrs OLADEJI – Teacher
Mary AKANBI – Teacher, Yawota Baptist Nursery and Primary School
The underlisted students/pupils were also abducted from different communities within Oriire Local Government:

AHORO-ESINELE COMMUNITY
Rashida TAJUDEEN – 11 years
Ahmed RAMONI – 8 years
Abdulsalam TOYIB – 4 years
Baraka ABIOYE – 16 years
Fatimo JIMOH – 15 years
Hassan AZEEZ – 14 years
Joshua ADELEKE – 13 years

YAWOTA COMMUNITY
Samuel OYEDELE – 7 years
Emmanuel OYEDELE – 4 years
Idowu TAIWO – 4 years
Christianah AKANBI – 2 years
Juwon SUNDAY – 7 years
Sikiru SALAMI – 3 years
Soliu SALAMI – 4 years
Ojo JOSEPH – 8 years
Lydia ADEWOLE – 8 years
Testimony JACOB – 5 years
Kehinde KAOSARA – 7 years
Sewa SEYI – 7 years
Waliya BELLO – 4 years
Lydia OLOHUNLOLUWA – 7 years
Damilare ODERINDE – 8 years
Deborah ADEBOWALE – 5 years
Aisha OGUNTOWO – 10 years
Lege TAIWO – 12 years
Balkis AYANWALE – 8 years
Asa David – 10 years

ONIYA COMMUNITY
Shuaibu ALIYU – 10 years
Ahmed ALIYU – 7 years
Muiz ALIYU – 5 years
Jomiloju OGUNLOLA – 6 years

ALAWUSA COMMUNITY
Agune NOAH – 8 years
Elizabeth ABADI – 5 years
Tosin ABADI – 9 years
Pius STEPHEN – 5 years
Hannah OJO – 14 years
Habidat AYANWALE – 7 years
Mary GABRIEL – 6 years
Jacob GABRIEL

Teachers 7
Students 39

Pls share for the world to see this.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever.

[Chimamanda❤️ @Chima_Obi1234]

Mr Peter Obi, was once invited by the Chief Tax Officer in Onitsha to present evidence that he has paid his tax for six years. He honour the invitation & showed the Chief Tax Officer, Mrs Nwakpudolu Juliet, not his six years tax clearance certificate, but his more twenty years tax clearance certificates.

He said that it is important that citizens pay their taxes.

This is how it should be done: When people say you don't have something, you present it, not to hire twenty SANs to defend you, or to keep quiet, or to blame someone else for your crimes.

[mini mallitia @une_drizzy]

Mad rewarm value tweet

[ajay @1meajay]

😂

[ajay @1meajay]

😂

[mini mallitia @une_drizzy]

You out to catch fun. This b**ches be out for bidness**** ....

Stay straight mentally my gee...

Then I saw this ass wiggle.. bruhhhhhh...

[mini mallitia @une_drizzy]

Note: I have always been with older or same age women

But most times no matter how women dont like it, I always ask how old. notwithstanding how old(elderly) you look, main reason I don't go below 25 as a 29yr old.
But question is: who bears the consequences when people lie

[The Hit Man @TheHitMan1776]

@bethabetter If there’s ANY question about her age WALK AWAY.
Go find a woman you’re sure of.