UNFCCC, Almost

We're the alternate-UNFCCC, working to facilitate climate change longevity. Obviously a parody account. Send tips to [email protected]

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A pertinent question for Australia's Minister for the #Environment on a day of #climate action:

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Frankly, Australia's policy towards #COP19 has been a bit of a joke: http://t.co/hV4um748Oh

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Hi! We've gained access to our Twitter account again after a name debate... Look forward to some #climate lols we're preparing for #cop19!

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We have a #COP18 agreement. #DohaGateway http://t.co/1v2eUaQW

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Poland's COP looks set to be #COP18.5 as it appears unlikely that this one will finish any time within the next 12 months. #EndlessWaiting

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Poland aren't the bad guys, they just want to make it so #COP19 is definitely going to be better than #COP18. #blockingKP2

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#COP18 is already nearly a day over time. No point starting plenaries on time now... #anhourlatealready

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By delaying #COP18 cross-platform negotiations, we have avoided the hard compromises. Until now. http://t.co/05b9Kyhw

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#Pershing delivering the #COP18 #USA position sounds a lot like this. http://t.co/ASgfoFrt

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And then I was all like, let's just pass this thing. #ThatHappenedFast #LCAText #COP18 http://t.co/4J1uf2qj

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There's no need to push through an agreement too quickly here at #COP18. http://t.co/GqO7vuFi

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I live ten minutes from here. Party at my house! #I<3Doha http://t.co/OsQSJLPz

[Jeremiah Brown @JeremiahTBrown]

#COP18 President: I have plenty of time, I can be here for a year. To that Mr President, I say to you: http://t.co/ltsawbOZ

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Come pay homage to me and my excellent leadership at the #COP18 presidential stocktaking plenary. http://t.co/vTpGc41H

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We've already delayed action by three years, so waiting another 24 hours isn't going to hurt. #latefinishlooming #COP18

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#COP18 #KP discussions tonight at midnight. We figured that acting late on climate change should be done late at night.

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Everyone's favourite #climatesceptic #Monckton at #COP18 http://t.co/2sWegZzk

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#COP18 is going to be historic for time related reasons. It's going to be the first to finish on a Monday. #already2daysbehind

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For those of you who are unaware, the #climateoscars are occurring in the QNCC theatre presently. #m4c2012

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@pwatkinson would you be interested in speaking to us about the role comedy can play at COP18 & about COP18 in general?