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[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

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[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

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[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Age is just a number and numbers don't matter. Except for zombies. Knowing the number of zombies outside matters.

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

From this point forward, the liquid that squirts before the ketchup shall be know as "pre-ketchup."

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

Snort it off dick & masturbate to titties, fuckers.

I think that's how this Twitter thing works.

Vagina.

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

@CorissaRogue ....you had me at cumdumpster <3

[𝔹𝕖𝕨𝕓𝕫𝕪 💙 @aprilinkc]

Thanks to the fellas on Twitter, my daughter will never wear yoga pants and I just bought 10 new pairs for myself.

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

@Boobzillaz I see your boy white girl dancing, and raise you boy white boy dancing.

[iRowlf @iRowlf]

I'd watch more baseball games if they hid one land mine in the outfield.

[iRowlf @iRowlf]

If I ever go to prison, I'm just going to start snapping cucumbers in half with my butthole during lunch, screaming "Who want's some?!?!"

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

"I had to masturbate to .jpg images" is the new "I had to walk 10 miles to school in the snow uphill both ways"

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

I'm loving Twitter already! Only 22 followers and I've already got more emails from people wanting sex than anything I've ever paid for.

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

Because a teardrop tattoo on my face was the most creative way I could think of to show people I want a dick in my ass for 25yrs to life

[Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy]

I was at Home Depot looking to get a doorknob so I asked a girl to help me. She said she was a "knob specialist" and now I'm with security.

[Nicoleski Whoaski @Kneecoleski]

Be kind Rewind, much better ring to it than Be kind and don't scratch the fuck out of the DVD like an asshole so other people can't watch it

[Nicoleski Whoaski @Kneecoleski]

Average penis size in America is 5 inches??? Holy shit the asian population is booming.

(Sorry Asians! Not rearry)

[Juddy @iAmJuddy]

Learn how to fix shit. It will get you blowjobs.

[Juddy @iAmJuddy]

If I don't offend you, I hope one of my retweets do. Fuck you

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

fml I just stepped on a Lego. Judging by the pain I'll be dead in 2 days.

[上海成都一线城市男士spa @UnfilteredFunny]

Too lazy to return these pants for bigger ones. Too lazy to workout to fit in them again.

No pants it is.