🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆

Benadryl

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

THERE ARE COCKROACHES IN MY ASS GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

i just fucking sneezed onto my pepperoni pizza

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

My goal is life is that when I die I want as many people celebrating my death as humanly possible. My existence needs to make people's lives worse.

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Shit and cum at the same time, make some chocolate milk

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

bro i just made some spaghetti and forgot the sauce now I just got dry ass noodles

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Do you ever just be sitting there and are like "Bro I wanna jack off to some weird ass shit right now" knowing full well post nut clarity is going to hit like a brick to the face

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

@sennyk4 Justice will be served #Senny2012

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

I rub my cock and balls before eating jalapenos

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

@sennyk4

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

The primal urge to pay Applebees waitresses $50 to review my cock

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

This corn dip pretty good got my bussy poppin

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

NATO: "Uhhh has anybody see where Ukraine went?!"
PUTIN (WITH A UKRAINE SHAPED BELLY): *burp* "Erm, I don't know 😏"

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Police: "Put your hands up NOW!"
Me, a brat: "Make me 😈"

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Love eating doritos and spreading my asshole

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Bro my titty be bleeding today

[sennyk4 @sennyk4]

UPDATE: Drake has been spotted outside of Rihanna's Beverly Hills mansion in a cupid outfit and a radio over his head playing "Take Care".😳‼️

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Going to start spraying cologne in my mouth to build up immunity for when people start trying to spray cologne in my mouth in public

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Bro I just got the sensation of getting my dick hard ya'know but in my balls like they just inflated or somethin' cuh

[🏆 Official Twilight Scene-It Champion 🏆 @UnflavoredChips]

Wipe my asshole, freeze the toilet paper, call that a snickers ice cream bar