Fake Name

lying on the internet to pass time

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

An X-Tra

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

Who should Sydney Sweeney play in the X-Men reboot?

[ESPN @espn]

66 hot dogs gives Joey Chestnut his 18th title! 🌭

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

Can I get a handy combo extra meat

[spicy dad @waifusquadvinyl]

you could have chose to be the whimsical lemonade sipping corn dog, but you chose to be the tryhard AI slop barbecue samurai

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

@oxyasss @wrotator @nikicaga Why do you think Erika keeps partying around? It's a heist epilogue party montage

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

@JohnPad10 @hourlykuchiki

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

guess im no longer a fan of beef wellington after it being my favorite dish for years and reading tons of reviews just because i can't afford it, okay

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

@Wario64 Unicorn Overlord mods could save my life tbh

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

Ancient Chinese saying: How can we be secretly plotting to take over the world when we can't even find 11 people that know how to play soccer

[Giokielicious @jokieliu]

When people are wondering why they’ve never heard China participating in the World Cup and the Chinese just look at you like :

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

The whole ube thing is a disaster for pr firms. There's no point vetting what you say when people just qt and make up what you say lmao

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

@bolsheevikatara He was healing the cops in his trailer and grabbed Moon Girl so she couldn't run away

[Altermerea 🌺 @Altermerea]

@Ogrehon CHRIST without HRT is CIS.

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

They had to tattoo the back of her head

[December 💫🌊 @FriendOfAstraea]

@idkijustthibk I like to think that Air women traditionally do have the half-shaved long-hair thing, but that Jinora was specifically going against the gendered grain by going all the way with the bald head.

[山谷剛史 アジア中国ITライター＆異国飯 @YamayaT]

POLOのペチモンがいろいろ出る中国で嘘か本当か関羽印のSOLOがでてきている。まさに単騎

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

Why'd Jace raceswap him

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

We have one final card to show off from #MTGFracture. In the Echoverse, it's not just Planeswalkers who get a different spin.

Say hello to Stingcaster Mage showcasing the Shattered Mirror booster fun treatment alongside it's Collector Booster exclusive Facet Foil version.

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Fake Name @UnfunnyNPC]

Slandering my goat Little Caeser's by putting Aryan wunderkind Ingrid on it

[Kaen 🔥⚓ @yoltablaze]

I had Little Caesars for the First Time recently 😆