Ungreth Industries PLC

Ungreth Industries proudly presents an exclusive line in ominous ornaments, noxious novelties & carnal curiosities. Caveat emptor.

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@Classic_Lib_M @wideawake_media Doubt it. He probably never leaves his bunker and sends his own clones or holographic projections of himself to stand in for him at conferences. You've more chance of bumping off Xi aping or Putin than you have of getting to Gates.

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@get_starryai
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Always done my weekly shop at Tesco. Now that only the vaxed are welcome there, not any more. #BoycottTesco

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Ungreth Industries set to launch a new product line?

Heh...in your Dreams! 😉

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Butt holes. For those times when you've got no pockets.

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Quick! Everyone make a face like a constipated ox pulling a plough through a muddy field!

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Got this idea for a song which goes "I woke up farting in a perverts mouth with the smell of rum in my hair"...so, yeah. One to sing at xmas

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Gah! What in the name of all the whispery, willowy, watery craplets of fuck...?!

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Well, I was found severely malnourished and living in unsanitary conditions this morning. Didn't think I'd been on my playstation THAT long!

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Whoever designed the Playstation joypad charger cable, you should have made it longer you fucking numbskulls!

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I've got poop in my butthole and I'm losing bowel control. I've got haemorrhoids...they're multiplying. It's electrifying!

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Just got home from hospital after shoving a Haribo in my nostril and getting it stuck there. God, I feel like such a kid!

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Keep calm and fight the system

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Red top milk is not real milk, it's white water.

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@Moky_Dokie @TheHugOfWar I couldn't say how the gameplay is since the blurring and screen tearing make the game unplayable.

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@TheHugOfWar Are you serious? It looks so bad it's unplayable on PS3...blurring, screen tearing, poor frame rate. A real mess of a game!

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Behold and believe, for I am living proof of the existence of sposm!

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Oh the irony of the elite, those bottom-feeding leeches referring to us as the "useless eaters"! :D

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WTF!? Somebody stole my anus!

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Socialising serves only to remind me of why I shouldn't socialise