Bill

A believer in the #CharmOffensive, #MakingItRain, and, of course, magic. An alter-ego. But mostly a symbol of freedom. Magic in a half shell.

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@belman4OH62 You look strikingly like @matildagiante. Are you related?

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@NateJAnderson Never been an issue for me...because magic.

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Today is my second birthday! To magic!!!

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Magic is as magic does.

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All hands meeting is scheduled! Here. I. Come.

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Life is precious. Life is short. We too often forget this in pursuit of other things. #EmbraceMagic

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The #PuppetMaster is my spirit animal.

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Sums up my week. http://t.co/krzS1EkRBu #TheDayTheMagicDied

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Crazy uncle Eddie just went viral. https://t.co/9AelTx98EO

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#GotMagic?
#WhatHappensWhenWeRideSeparately https://t.co/Bf49HoHiUh

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.@mygospelfriends Hope my message found you well.

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.@HannahSalem If all else fails... #CharmOffensive! And Magic. Always. Magic.

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.@HannahSalem 1. The quickest way off the #strugglebus is magic. 2. The negativity in "can't even" is meh. You CAN even! And you will!!!

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Thank you @mygospelfriends for the shoutout. But 2 hours? I have in-laws faster than that.

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My crazy uncle Eddy. http://t.co/BmnkMKW9Lq #NotMagic #SayNoToCrocs #EveryFamilyHasOne

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.@mygospelfriends Heard a video of my uncle Eddy made the Hall of Dogma. Never mind him...he is from Florida. #SayNoToCrocs

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#Magic in a half shell. Duh duh dum.

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I am back! Bringing the magic with an assist from the MBM gods.

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I'm stuck between the mountains of complacency and the valley of the status quo. Help me MBM gods! #change #humility