The Blessed Union of Sweater Vests

Classy, dignified supporters of @Union10FC, members of the Lake Forest Yacht Club, good friends with Barrington, Muffy, and Chad. (Formerly the Lone Rangers)

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After arriving home safely, Richard and I found ourselves curious about the attendance at the @AFCMobile vs @Union10FC match. By Mobile math, one assumes 2000 spectators assembled to witness yet another loss. However, we remain uncertain if Mobile's math translates to Chickasaw.

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Oh my. How embarrassing.

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Almost had to pay a $1.

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The announcer incessantly calls out "U10 goal kick" and "U10 corner." One would think the esteemed AFC coach himself is gracing the field!

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It's commendable that our team at Union 10 hasn't scored yet. It reflects a sense of sportsmanship and support for the less fortunate.

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Blair, Reginald, and I all believe it is doubtful that the second leg will matter much.

[Tripp Wilson @CoachT_Wilson]

Tonight the Azaleas host the first leg of the #251Derby at John Dotson Park in Chickasaw. Kickoff is set for 7pm.

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@billy_bankhead @FloridaRoootsFC Burner? How dare you? We are genuine supporters. Simply ask Muffy, Barrington, Preston, and Blair, who are all also genuine people.

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Alas, I didn’t realize your skin was so thin. I guess when your supporters group and FO are one and the same you can block through one and banter with the other. Cheerio, good friends. I remember when you had a sense of humor.

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@MobileRebellion See you tomorrow, old sport. I’d like to donate $1 for every Union 10 goal scored. That should suffice to fund Prism for the next calendar year. Cheerio!

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Bartholomew, Reginald, Percival, and I were deliberating about doing a similar fundraiser for goals scored against AFC Mobile to benefit this splendid cause: however, we are also keenly aware of the risk of depleting the trust fund if we did such.

[Causeway Rebellion @MobileRebellion]

https://t.co/SKa9fgjHGn

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How quaint—cowards disable comments.

Cowards and the poors.

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Some things simply cannot be salvaged.

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Ah, the frailty of memory! I distinctly recall conversing with Barrington this morning regarding an @AFCMobile vs @TLHSoccerClub game. Yet, lo and behold, it seems the cosmos have conspired to obliterate its very existence tenfold!

Oh, the machinations of fate! I wonder why.

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@AFCMobile Clearly, one would assume this tweet was intended for a QT from your esteemed supporters' group account. Alas, it seems akin to mistakenly depositing funds into a US-based bank instead of the one nestled in the serene confines of the Cayman Islands. A minor oversight, indeed.

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“Returning players”

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@AFCMobile Pray tell, what's the cost to alter one’s name from AFC Mobile to AFC Chickasaw?

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As it traversed through the esteemed circles of our country club, Biff, Charles, Barty, and myself unanimously concurred that the precision depicted within this image is undeniably surreal.

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While our plunge into Mobile on the youth end shook the country club, we've found it lovely. Now you've moved to Chickasaw? Should we send a rescue team or just dispatch a bottle of our finest bubbly? We'll show compassion as you navigating this uncharted move. Cheers.

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@jonrednour @jeffmoody @GCPLsoccer @NPSLSoccer @AFCMobile @gcrangersfc Quincy and I were speaking of this at the yacht club. For our life we couldn’t recall the name of that silly self-important “club” as we‘ve been busy winning games. After all, moving on to meaningful things and letting the past die alone and unwatched is the Eastern Shore way

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As soon as the news dropped Preston, Blythe and I began discussing it. Our theory is that last weekends loss to @XavGK16, which made him undefeated in Mobile, even without touching the pitch was just too much. Good luck Coach. Hopefully X won’t haunt your dreams. #OnceARanger