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[UJ @UnionJackass__]

Growing up is realising that Summer wasn’t a bitch. She was ahead of her time.

(Despite the fact I’m in a long term relationship🤣)

[𝐬𝐢𝐚. @die8coke]

i hated her until i realized i was her

[G.T @gingerrtom]

The internal investigation:

[Karis °•♡•° @kwehzy]

It just pisses me off so badly that the world COULD be a better place, but a handful of people actively choose not to let it.

[UJ @UnionJackass__]

@alwaysunnyooc Mac and Dennis: Manhunters

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

And she's a bitch, and a bird. Back to you Tim

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Only rapists get offended when you speak out against rape.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: PRISON ROACHES COMPLAIN OF HORRIBLE TATE BROTHERS INFESTATION

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

They were going for gasps

[zachary @goldwingg_]

like this outro gives me chills every. single. fucking. time.

[lumi @iheartb1tches]

i hate men goodnight twitter

[UJ @UnionJackass__]

And all women who say “not all men”

[UJ @UnionJackass__]

Let’s lock up all men as a preventative measure.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

“All women do is use men”

First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

[Jan Venegoor of Citylink @GaelicRoadSign]

A lot of cunts being way to comfortable being racist on this app.

[UJ @UnionJackass__]

Let’s lock up all men as a preventative measure.

[LBC @LBC]

‘A lot of women are sexualising themselves.’

Caller Simon doesn't agree with the campaign to ban school uniforms from porn.

What follows leaves Shelagh Fogarty baffled.

[Dionne @_Dionne97_]

Whenever I see James Blunt i just think of when he was on Bake Off and Joe Sugg fainted #CelebrityTraitors

[allan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ayoprayer]

Miranda Hart coming out of that grave #celebritytraitors

[UJ @UnionJackass__]

18 YEARS?! I’m going to be sick

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

18 years ago "decode" by paramore was released 💚