Unique Rose

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

I now realized what was wrong with the hulk, it wasn't anger issues -- it was IBS.
IBS -- where you too can burst out of shirts, pants, rings, shoes etc. at any moment.
#bellybloat #bloating #IBS #HULK

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

It must be so nice being a dad:
9pm:
Daughter & friends leave for University.
3am:
Me -- still up, now panicked. I wake hubby, "they're not answering their phones & should have arrived an hour ago."
Hubby -- half asleep, "who?"
Falls back to sleep.

#mommying #momhard #momlife

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@Above96th Two males huffing, puffing up, and shoving each other to demonstrate their bravado -- typical males of all species 🙄...... albeit much cuter in frogs. Lol 😅🥰

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

So there exists lots of wisdom on aging, but my aging process can be summed up like this:
When I was young my mane of hair was thick & uncooperative; my body too thin but beautiful.... somewhere along the way they switched roles. 🙄😅
#aging #womanproblems #agingsucks
#gettingold

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Asking for a friend -- is it wrong watching top conditioned athletes busting their butts, while sitting ones own butt on a cushy couch exercising the mouth with snacks? #Olympics2022 #sarcasm #piggingout

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Don't believe in wearing masks because you don't believe in science/common sense. There's a way better reason to slap one on! Even with plastic surgery, makeup, clothes, jewelry, perfume/cologne -- the mask is the one thing that actually makes you look good.
#maskup #COVID19

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

You know your breasts are too big when they have their own gravitational pull.
#bigbreastproblems #ladystruggles #Sarcasm

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

This is fire safety code at its finest....gives new meaning to "stop, drop and roll." #Sarcasm

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@Kimberl24562468 @mmpadellan @CarMax They are wearing masks because it is required on the subway. Why only one person came to her aide I don't understand. He should have been harassed off the train.

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Role-playing success = when you give such a convincing performance as the mistress/random hook up, your husband ghosts you the next day.
#marriage #MarriageTip
#marriedlife #marriagegoals

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Adirondack lake vacation cabin rental series 4: humid/rainy days
- EVERYTHING is damp.
- ancient odors - wet dog, mold & detritus emanate from the structure. modern day cures -- bleach & industrial air fresheners are no match for this nemesis
#vacation, #cabinlife, #whoneedsfancy

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Adirondack lake vacation cabin rental series 3: BUGS cont'd:
- Expect to see the weirdest insects ever (glad I took/like entomology)
- each day clean every surface of piled up bug carcasses -- victims of the fan & light from the last night.
#vacation, #cabinlife, #whoneedsfancy

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Adirondack lake vacation cabin rental series 2: BUGS:
- late night reading will all in the forest will come to share book (& light). Expect repeated smacks to the face.
- morning, sweep bed (& self) of dead bugs sucked through window fans.
#vacation, #cabinlife, #whoneedsfancy

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Adirondack lake vacation cabin rental series 1:
- beautiful lake & mountain views
- no matter how long you bleach/clean years of dirt cannot be eradicated
#vacation, #cabinlife, #whoneedsfancy

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@cnni Great -- Now a person with Acrophobia & Aquaphobia can conquer both fears in one place....
or die of a full on panic attack while trying.

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Me checking on the real 2 lbs I just gained back after allowing myself just one big "cheating meal". #dieting #slowmetabolism #weightloss #weightlossjourney #struggleisreal

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@seungminkim I thought Republicans don't believe in "participation trophies" 😅

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

Florida -- thinks they're smart & prides themselves on deregulation and lack of government oversight on business/corporations.
Someone should inform them, the glow from these "bright ideas" is the radioactive toxic waste. #Florida #billmaher https://t.co/NOu5TPHeAy

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@atrupar Ahhh the art of sarcasm.....a woman after my own heart! So nice to see the skill beautifully applied -- the invaluable tool that affords intelligent people the ability to remain professional/diplomatic while maneuvering through a deluge of idiocy.

[Unique Rose @Unique3Rose]

@SenSchumer Hope you had a Good Passover, and although the Matzah eating ends tonight, I created this meme to express the true suffering many of us still have to endure. Lol