Alfons United

Calling out @Uklabour nonsense daily. Opinions are solely mine.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@EdwardJDavey What are you complaining about?

You back the ‘if you can afford it, you should pay for it’ brigade.

You reap what you sow.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@AssalRad Ask your Hamas paymasters to stop launching rockets from war displacement tents then…

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@ZackPolanski You should be in jail.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@ArchRose90 What an unapologetic, snivelling, thundercunt..

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

Assassinated by an Islamic extremist who, by his own culture, hates gays.

When will you grow up and take some responsibility?

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Tonight London stood with Berlin.

Thousands gathered in Soho Square to stand with the LGBTQIA+ community in London and around the world.

Extremists seek to divide us, but they will not succeed. Love will always be stronger than hate. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@jeremycorbyn What genocide?

You refer to a war that your paymasters are being spanked in.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@andyburnham @UKLabour This is a load of rubbish.

Consecutive governments have put business at a competitive disadvantage to many global manufacturers with constant red tape, extortionate energy costs etc.

Change that or accept jobs can not be created at any level.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The UK can’t fund our largest telescope for studying space, but we plan to send even more aid to countries with a space programme.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@andyburnham @UKLabour Who is saying that, you clown.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@ZackPolanski Start packing your overnight bag pal.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

This you @ZackPolanski ?

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Earlier today - Monday, 27 July - we received a third-party report relating to an image shared on social media.

We take reports of this nature extremely seriously, and officers are conducting enquiries into the matter.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@robprogressive Behave Rob.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@PaperWhispers PhD - Pizza Hut Delivery or Permanent Head Damage?

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@andrewfeinstein Refuses to accept legitimate criticism, cry’s Islamophobia.

Another one who is part of society’s problems.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Because the same number of people in that household will still use the same level of services, irrespective of how much the property is worth

So this council will be out of pocket by £1,100 a year, for providing the same services at the same cost base

This is not rocket science

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@KonstantinKisin Cutting 5% VAT on energy bills and discounts for pubs business rates? The tories had bus fares capped at £2 before Labour reversed. that too.

Bit early to be calling this one without seeing the required tax rises to pay for these giveaways and more.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@Ed_Miliband @AussenMinDE Another Islamic terrorist attack.

It’s doesn’t matter who the targeted audience was.

Have the conviction to call it out for what it was, you snivelling, net-zero, thundercunt.

[Alfons United @UnitedAlfons]

@zarahsultana You wouldn’t know the definition if your Hamas cheerleading life depended on it.

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

Andy Burnham admitted to hospital with a sore arse as so many people have licked it this week.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: It turns out, the van didn’t drive itself into a Pride parade.

Sorry for the spoiler, but it was a radical Muslim.