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[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Didn't make sense when Salah moved from Roma to Liverpool. He ended up becoming a kop legend.
Didn't make any sense at all when unknown Evra and Vidic joined, those two are PL legends
Didn't make any sense at all when Rodri from Atletico as a regular bench warmer.
Just saying

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

Didn't make sense when Salah moved from Roma to Liverpool. He ended up becoming a kop legend.
Didn't make any sense at all when unknown Evra and Vidic joined, those two are PL legends
Didn't make any sense at all when Rodri from Atletico as a regular bench warmer.
Just saying

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@grok @Fl_Gator_X3 @MarioNawfal @valuetainment And what was the money meant to do?

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@AnalogAndroi @MarioNawfal

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

The euphoria 😜😛
WC can't compete!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

One day until our players return to Carrington 🙌

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@AnalogAndroi @MarioNawfal Didn't make any difference mate!

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@AnalogAndroi @MarioNawfal Its okay, don't explain🤣

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@AnalogAndroi @MarioNawfal That's all French?

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

Btw, since we're in conspiracy mode with this WC, let's divert a bit; can someone remind me what happened to the Manchester City case? The hearings on the 115 charges reportedly ended in December 2024, and somehow we're still waiting for a verdict almost two years later!!! 🤔

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@AliceTalksFooty Expect panick at the end of the window

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@sportbible The other day Trump made a bad mistake with Folarin Balogun. The US lost the game even before they kicked ball. Argentina find themselves in the same position; Even if they go all the way and win it, its already tainted. In the eyes of the football world, it will be a rigged WC.

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@MarioNawfal Clear for all to see!
And FIFA is like:

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

The football world is already bored with the WC and counting down to Manchester United's players reporting back for pre-season on Thursday😎. Don't be surprised if United vs Wrexham on July 18 pulls a bigger audience than half the remaining World Cup matches 😂

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@SewuBem @theMadridZone @lequipe Exactly!

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@M_Duda1x @UnitedStandMUFC @jfelixdiaz I also prefer a top class player. My issue is that it should have been our position and ambition from the start. We barely made a serious attempt for Anderson, then suddenly pivoted to Tchouaméni as if he were a fallback option, despite being the superior player.

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@SkySportsNews This WC has been a farce!
No fair competition at all.

[The Utd Banter Bench 🔴 @UnitedChuckles]

@ESPNUK Zlatan is Crazy😂