Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo

Ball carrier | heartbreaker | honorary PhD in vibes | Can’t pass my finals, but I can pass under pressure |

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@HoldenYoMama #shrink those stupid fucking slides

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@Ewuraofakind Showed why he deserves to represent the 7 today

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@Garnacho__utd Letsss gooo

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@yungnutdrag Fuck it I’m a liar sue me

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

Bapples + cardboard + baggies = having a fucking day. Don’t let me catch this wave into Easter Sunday I could be an issue.

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

I need new players irons time to move on. Anyone have suggestions. I’m thinking apex pros or P770s

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@AirtightMarch Could be the worst ratio since the 2008 housing market crash

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@bdizzy145643 Curry muncher won the masters respect Vijay #urashrink

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

Guys if your girl posts you like this is it a bad thing or a good thing? #burnerverse

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@M4RZ0V3LLI Someone send this to rashford

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@cupchecker69 Dear Todd,

I fear that you pulled out an approach wedge from your iron set and this is a clear indicator of a lack of game. Trade it in for a 50-53 degree real wedge and I’m sure life will #expand.

Best,
Kob

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@eldrickwoodsbde Hey Eldrick I’m in need of a new Scotty seems like you have an extra back there let me know

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@classof83ag Kappa DP good luck to you m8

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

I’m not sure if life can get better than this. @sydney_sweeney if I drop this birdie in can you make an OF?

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@Bigsby7989 Damn those Vejas look better than that stupid fucking watch

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

@Bende3r If only Ruben Amorim had this guys mentality of analysis

[Dr. Kobbie “starboy” Mainoo @UnitedKob]

Holy fuck I just took these bozos for this watch. Will be gambling my swimmers for a gay son hmu. Fuck you Nikki #nikkicapocci #scubagirl