Braindead United FC

Manchester United fan, for my sins.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

FYI Zorya are a team based in Ukraine.

For the moment anyway, it's quite near the border with Russia.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

@PlayStation 🖕

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

So anti-consumer @Sony. 🖕

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

@PlayStationUK Awful 👎

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Just in case there was any doubt we're living in a simulation.

[Unlimited Football ⚽ @footballposts_x]

06/29/00 - Patrick Kluivert missed his penalty in Euro semis. Straight to the left upright

🗓️ 06/29/26 - Justin Kluivert missed his penalty in World Cup round of 16. Straight to the left upright!

Father and son, SAME execution, with the Netherlands being eliminated, on the SAME DAY with 26 YEARS OF DIFFERENCE.

INCREDIBLE. 😳⛔️

[AmersBasu @BerwickDaz]

Though that was Tanya and Max Branning ffs 👀
#WorldCup

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

@themichaelowen @HKane Best English finisher of all-time, Michael?

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Today is another reminder of the great call the Glazers made in not signing Kane because of his age...

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

There you go, never in doubt 😅

Bloody hell, what a player.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Far be it from to question the best striker England has ever had but I do feel like Kane drops too deep sometimes.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Far be it from to question the best striker England has ever had but I do feel like Kane drops too deep sometimes.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

It's the most blatant penalty you'll ever see 🤣🤣🤣

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Fuck me, Nico O'Reilly is actually as stupid as he looks. 😡

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

BBC commentators two minutes ago going on about how 'it feels more positive today'.

Lol.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

When are players going to give up with these ridiculous run-ups?

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

@Anteejay @EndWokeness 'crisses' 🤣🤦‍♂️

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

The moment it happened - literally the day after a @SkySports reporter called the failed medical “embarrassing for Manchester United.”

You can literally hear the pop and the scream. Non-contact, landed awkwardly going for a header. Full ACL gone. Yet Fergie still paid more the next year. Proper old-school faith.

#MUFC

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Uruguay got what they deserved hiring this idiot. Awful manager.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Marcelo Bielsa couldn't contain his frustration 😤

The Uruguay boss let his emotions show after his side's World Cup exit.

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

So when the World Cup was in Qatar, we were all told we had to conduct ourselves in accordance with Islamic society. Now that the World Cup is being held in the West, we are still being told we need to conduct ourselves in accordance with Islamic values.

Interesting...

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Scotland trying to play out from the back, make a catastrophic error and concede.

You're Scotland. Know your fucking place and lump it.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Scotland vs Brazil in 1998 was the first World Cup game I remember watching. Think I'm getting old 😅

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

Told ya.

Surprised he was let into the United States considering his crimes against football.

[Braindead United FC @UnitedView7]

I didn't realise the world's most boring manager, Carlos Quieroz, was in charge of Ghana.

Gonna need a few beers to get through this. 🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿