Short on Cash

One thing I've learned about religion after watching it on TV is that God is perpetually short on cash. - Carlin

The income tax is root of all evil. - Chodorov

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@PolitiBunny Her voter base, ready to steal again.

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@AngelenoInsight I like my jailbirds a little dirty.

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@RantyAmyCurtis I didn't want to be Cary Grant either, so I stayed home.

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@Legal_Fil Like his uncle Chunk, he just makes stuff up.

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@DanBurmawy It will look like this:

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@BrasfieldAshle The American Left is just so very tolerant.

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@realMaalouf The Religion of Peace, again.

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@wattsupwiththat McKibben is nuttier than squirrel shit.

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@jessesingal Her water use data is unrealistic.

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@RantyAmyCurtis Wife throws him out of the house until the yard is finished.

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@ClownWorld Don't tell Chelsea to "take a piss", she'll ask you to wait until she grabs her shampoo.

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@Not_the_Bee Thought that Whitney Houston had passed.

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

“Neoliberal” should be a term of pride:

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American luddites will impoverish us:

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

.@Google's Head of Energy was shocked to learn it could take 12 years to connect a new power plant to the grid.

Why? Because of stupid government rules.

But fast-growing companies can't wait.

@paigelambermont of @ceidotorg says they should be free to build their own power:

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@JewishWarrior13 Times have changed!

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@BjornLomborg You're all going to die, Canada!

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@RockChartrand @BladeoftheS Used to see all those serfs lining up at the travel agency.

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@FischerKing64 Every second you live brings you closer to death, alcohol is a tradeoff, like everything else in life.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

I really don't think "You're lucky we've got paid security to prevent you being murdered by Islamists for speaking at the world's oldest and most prestigious bastion of free expression" is quite the pro-immigration flex you think it is, love.

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@cafreiman Recall Bernie whining ad naseum about 28 types of deoderant.