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[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

Ask dumb questions get stupid answers. https://t.co/TbeNWdyRNW

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

I’m so dead 💀💀💀💀 this stripper just refunded me some cash I gave her and the memo said “cause you cute”

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

@Rehannabailey_ 🤭🤭🤭

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

Y’all love cops

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

This girl literally just sent me an audio message that said “you’re hotter than my ex” 🫤🫤🫤🫤

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

It’s so so.

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

@maylenaelissa Family be the worst sometimes. They sometimes your biggest haters and enemies.

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

Fuck that. If people care they’ll show it. Takes 10 seconds to shoot at text.

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

I’m not addicted to strippers, I’m addicted to the vibes in the strip club.

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

Idc what anyone says that hard to get toxic attitude shit is childish

[𝐊✰ @kryystalcx]

how do you respectfully ask someone to fuck😵‍💫

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

😂😂😂

[Janie @_eeinaj]

I heard Jrue calling for me from outside and I’m like yeah yeah whatever then he kept getting louder, I look outside and his ass was stuck in a bush upside down on his tricycle 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣😭😭😭🤣😭😭

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

@Rehannabailey_ How’d I know you were going to comment

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

@Rehannabailey_ Lmaoooo you would

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

You either gonna like me or one of my friends. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ⓜ️ Bearded Thanos 🦍 @iStalkPhatGirls]

We all watched this movie one time cause we were traumatized after…

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

I love skrippas so much but I don’t like touching them

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

Why tf don’t places have coat racks? Shits mad annoying

[urmomsfaveex @Unklewinter1]

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