Unknown Valet

Another day as a valet... All stories are current unless stated otherwise.

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

As I’m standing at the valet podium…

“Do y’all offer valet?”

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Always appreciate the no acknowledgement from customers.

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Stay cool out there!

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Perks of the job!

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Roasting in the sun.

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

It’s amazing that people will park anywhere they want.

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Didn’t know dog sitting was included with the job.

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Love when women go to get their key fob and have to dig it out from their bra.

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Two break pedals?

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Valet 1

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Love when someone cones to claim their car and instantly turns their back in you and closes the door. All to avoid tipping.

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I’m timing you

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Pisses me off when people come out to get their vehicle and start filming…

Like come on. Act like you’ve been there before.

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Nothing like sweating through your shirt

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

Brand new car ruined by cigarette smoke.

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

“Is this good to park here?”

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

“10-4, buddy.”

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

“I can just park anywhere park anywhere. I don’t need valet.”

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

“Can you open up that motha fuckin joint for me?”

[Unknown Valet @UnknownValet]

“Can you park us?”