Alison Ormiston

Thrill seeker, Pancake eater, Moustache fever ⚡

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

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[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

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Check. This. Out. #tellmemore @truthisoutthurr

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

#ArtLiftBand @lloydexh right meow!

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

Dana Scully is hard as fuck. http://t.co/3DROXgdOTK

[🧚🏽 @rrelmz]

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[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

Check out this playlist on @8tracks: "Come fly with me ✈" at ♫ https://t.co/0FvGCF1JbF

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

I wish Gandalf had had a better journey management plan... Always taking off across Middle Earth on his own and shit...

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

You can drink at 7 AM, because the Beastie Boys fought for that kind of thing.

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

God dammit Alberta, why can't you be more like Maui?!

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

Temporary name changes?Go!“@VICE: This Man Is Looking for a Woman with His Ex's Name to Travel Around the World With http://t.co/8dzYmeOP2o”

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

..."but Alison, if you don't have children who will look after you when you grow old?" My servants.

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

@CTVNews @GeorgianHouse @Miss_Katlin Can we go!?

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

I live for the days I can hang out and drink coffee in a towel.

[DJ Darrell Ripley© @djdarrellripley]

Joyce on FaceBook says her kids are driving her "batty" with their Halloween costumes....

Joyce is a National Fucking Treasure.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Relive the magic of Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis in endless GIF form http://t.co/zso4PgYrOb http://t.co/VcWfh270q4

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

@lex_9417 @JoeleneWall Hahaha! Theee best! 👌 #firebeer #oops

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

@Miss_Katlin @lex_9417 I'll be here! This weekend would be prime too, but any day is good if there is melted cheese involved.

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

@lex_9417 @Miss_Katlin fucken eh!!
I don't want a bite... I want the whole damn thing!!

[Alison Ormiston @UnkyAliO]

Proper representation of life...in The Shire.