Unlikely Powers

A generator of unlikely powers, by @Friedegger.

[Joey Jones @Friedegger]

*an hour later...

Okay now I've played around with the index.html that comes with the Tracery repository, it's actually more straightforward than I'd thought. Starting to make progress. Tips and tricks still appreciated...

[Joey Jones @Friedegger]

The Mountain Goats song name generator beginning to take shape...

[Joey Jones @Friedegger]

Fans of my (sadly defunct) @UnlikelyPowers, @RiddlerRaven, @AllWittgenstein and @randomnietzsche bots can now find them safe and sound on my website, https://t.co/iJOEAsKZIq. More to follow!

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You can travel to the past but the CIA have similar abilities.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are able to manipulate happy feelings in mammals and see things remotely but only through a divine tablet.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You know forbidden secrets but you're unable to touch success.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are fluent in left-wing theory but you have to live during the apocalypse.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

While you kiss people, you can periodically merge seven beings together.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are magnificently bouncy but you will only discover this when its least convenient.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are great at drawing but your powers are fuelled by killing men and you're a bit bored with the routine.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

People you brainscan might be able to manipulate acid unfortunately though only in the presence of lice.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You, the reader of this tweet, can forget tastes unfortunately though nobody thinks of you as a pariah and it turns you the colour green.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are able to endure nano-bot attacks and eat clay but only through an electronic lantern.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

Every time you touch animals, you can breathe underwater.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are fluent in eight languages but you're dependent on donuts.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You can fold in four unfortunately though you sometimes forget anything.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You have three retractable legs which has lead to this madcap fetch quest.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You cast beams of greenery, unfortunately though you've yet to get your own action-figure.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are magnificently smart but it only works during the full moon and it turns you the colour red.

[Unlikely Powers @UnlikelyPowers]

You are the best at enthroning but you can no longer run like a ewe and you permanently get ad jingles stuck in your head.