E.Rabbit , The unlucky.

" MY SUFFERING SHALL BE KNOWN, FRIEND! "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Why should I, even try? In the end, we’ll all just DIE! "

- S.Oswald/Ozzy

- #MVRP

- Waton’s victim of sorrow.

- (Mun is a minor.)

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" I AM OZZIE!!! "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" I SAID RIGHT FOOT CREEP OO- "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Hmm..Lemme think about what I got to live for- Oh wait..Alright fine, ya old weasel! Gimme the pen! "

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

"If I were to take your soul, your identity would go with it.

You would no longer be The Lucky Rabbit."

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" . . What- Heheh..AH-HAHAHAHAH! THATS FUNNY!- I- I can’t die! Life wouldn’t simply let me! I-I’m Oswald the lucky rabbit for petesake! I’d probably break your pen or it’d magically run out of ink if I tried to even put a letter of my name on that line. "

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

“Death. Permanent.”

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" . . Fine. What’re ya offering? Whatever is it, probably is better than my endless loop of a life. "

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

"Please. Me and you both know the outcome of this contract would be more beneficial to you than it would me."

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" . . My bad, but I think ima pass on yer deal! "

> Oswald would proceed to blink, now turning and planning to hop away from the man.

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

Sign here.

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

> Inside the gift box was a comically large pot with a rose bush in it.

" I couldnt fit it no where else- "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

@D0KID0KICLUB17 > Its a video, but its the best thing ive saved (SIUUUUUU)

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Nah, I got my ways though! "

> He’d turn towards the TL, winking before turning back like nothing happened.

" Anyways, open it up!! "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARETAKAH OF MINE! "

> Ozzy hopping out and pulling out a comically large gift.

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" What the hell is a valentines day? "

<— Never celebrated it or never got too.

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Untold Loneliness. "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Nnno bitches? "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

> Marveling in amazement. He likes it.

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

" Erm, the fuck is a Gideon? "

> Only now hearing the news because of overhearing Mortimer.

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

> He’d suddenly begin to lift his hand, revealing his trusty firearm, pointed at himself

" Hey! You wanna see something cool? "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

> Still 3’6, what an unfortunate rabbit.

" AYE, GET DOWN ON MY LEVEL WILL YA-!? "

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

@sad_mortimer [ SO OUT OF CONTEXT WHAT IS THIS SHIT LMAOO ]

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

DAWG WHY AM I HERE 😭
I DONT WANNA DIE

[E.Rabbit , The unlucky. @UnluckyRabbit0]

[ WHAT DID YA BOY DO TO GET PUT HERE?? ]