Teflon❄️

[Teflon❄️ @Unodonjavon]

Death. Taxes. Kentucky guards being cold in the league.

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

Stamp him as cocaine Curry immediately.

23 PTS | 5 AST | 4 REB | 3 BLK | 4/6 3PT

[KD @elitelife_kd]

YEAAAAAAA LETS GET NEGATIVE!!!!! FUCK NIGGA!!!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote

[Clive @Clive_99]

I fucking hate this Friday morning commute

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Very common situation

[Snakes 🐍 @bow2thepaulgod]

Lamelo was doing this shit with a regular ass car

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

The signs were there all along

[GingerBeardGage 🇺🇸🫡 @GingerBeardGage]

*Slow driver in left lane*

Me in the new Tesla Roadster

[Clive @Clive_99]

First time this happens to me I’m getting physical

[Robin @xdNiBoR]

"Sir, license and registrat..."

[kamo @kamogelx]

something my girl would never tweet

[gaut @0xgaut]

this is the next Mr Beast video

[Aymen @DetectiveTak]

Guys be doing this too late a month before you're not even gonna finish two of them

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

what’s the point of this if there’s no soccer ball

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

When I try to roll the windows down in my Roadster and I accidentally launch the car 60 feet into the air

[G @stevensongs]

When someone carjacks your new Tesla.

[State Fair Nick @NickLewis37]

Sam Darnold is playing like Sam Darnold again. But not the Sam Darnold that turned into Sam Darnold, the Sam Darnold before Sam Darnold.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the AI migos videos had yall SCREAMING

[Zay 🔜 SWCLA @justxavierisunc]

“GRAND THEFT AUTO 6 COMING NOVEMBER 19TH RATED M FOR MATURE”

[✘ @delanestraps]

I love how Twitter loves James Cook more than the Bills organization 😭