Stress Jess

Not too good at this whole life thing... I'm a (Lexa)Pro

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Wild because I officially live in Maine! I tweeted this right before I even really decided to go, but I'm here now and am happy about it. Ready to face anything now!

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

17 years ago, Lindsay cussed out Heather in 'Total Drama Island'

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

I'm just trying to live that stardew life and buy a little land and start a tiny farm

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

I'm learning French, and I think it's going well, except the spelling is so hard because I can't even spell English words correctly 🙃

[💀 Adinda Gasolina ❤️‍🔥 @TheVenusDarling]

"Drag is inherently sexual" and it's literally a reenactment of that scene where Regina George gets hit by a bus

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

@champagne_disco Wasnt ol dude suppose to carry her up that mountain and chew up some onions???

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

These two men have been chatting with these three women in the hotel lobby and the women don't seem excited about it at all, I don't think been able to get a word in for the last 45 minutes 🫠🫠🫠

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Parents: My baby is the cutest around
The baby:

[kris ᥫ᭡ saw bts! ⊙⊝⊜ @krismadarame]

Forgetting something?

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Depresso Jesso is contemplating a fukin cig rn

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Did this crab just threaten me?

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Being berated and yelled at while working night audit at a hotel has made me numb, I just laugh at the people who have temper tantrums like "damn you don't want to stay here when all hotels in a 30 mile radius are sold out and you were PICKED UP FROM THE AIRPORT" 🤪

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

@alwaysaningenue Gonna have to check this out!!

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

People say mid 2000s and mean like mid 2010s which is confusing because if I hear mid 1900s I'll be like oh like 1950s

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

I bet Elon musk's spotify wrapped was corny as hell 🤢🤮

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Yeah sounds bout right 💜

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

Last 9 still going pretty hard 😤😤😤

[diana⁷ @kooberrylatte]

forget about your top 5, what are the last 5 songs on your wrapped playlist

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

@bloodlustbutch The fact that I live so close to there now ��

[possum mood @possum_mood]

🦃🍞🤛🏻

[Stress Jess @Unofficialmate]

I'm so excited to see the shitty plates this season 🙃