To be fair, every trip we’ve ever gone on - I am ALWAYS the planner, babysitter, tour guide (regardless of if I’ve been to the place before) so yeahhh you’re gonna buy me a new Louie it’s been 17 years since I got my last one in Paris, and it’s cheaper there.
Friend: this guy who I thought was a friend, walked off on his tab last night, I told him I’d meet up with him so he can reimburse me. Me: say less, I’ll play your dumb friend like don’t you owe her money? Her: it was oddly easy to get you to do that. …am I the crashout friend?
I just ran on my walking pad for 20 mins to get these last 2k steps in to reach 10 k before midnight and it didn’t even register on my Ora Ring. I’m pissed I did that for nothing. All sweaty #nshit
I honestly don’t know how or why the babies started to love me. I do low key love it though. You’re my babies but as soon as you act up, back to ya parents you go
Got these dang kids disturbing me when I’m trying to relax to go up two flights of stairs so the 4/5 year olds can show me their mid ass slide they created
I was so mad today, I was leaving Aldi and this lady did the common “I’ll take your cart” and handed me 25 cents and put two damn dines and a nickel in my hand. Like GIRL it’s not about the 25 cents, it’s about my Aldi quarter!
I’m 36 and sometimes forget my parents have been divorced for 30 years and my mom has been married to her husband longer than my parents were. I’m like “hey it’s mom’s Bday, what should we do?” To my brother and dad forgetting she’s remarried 30 years now 😅
He was like in so many words - Sara, you look pale and unwell, I keep seeing a lot going on in Minnesota are you ok? What is going on? From someone in INDIA the world is literally watching and paying attention to the cruelty that’s going on here
Minneapolis is literally being seen and talked about around the world. I work with a gal who in the past 2 years has become not only a college but a close friend although we have never met in person. Her manager jumped into our morning meeting
Who makes ah roughly $700k+ and this person is their top performer and made X company roughly $750k in 2025. Would it be blackmail to say hey figure out who to talk to or write a personal check otherwise they’re quitting. Would that be considered blackmail.
Hypothetically - say you know was expecting to get a say a $6,500 bonus today but two days ago X company said they’re only paying out $500 and cited some bullshit loophole you didn’t even know about. Their director didn’t know about it either and says their hands are tied..