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let’s normalize fashion shows being creatively absurd music videos like this:

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

the assignment was to open a perfect album

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@KillaKreww as someone who writes honest commentary about fashion, i’m not abt to give a good review bc of who you are or your impact on the community. i don’t care. and that rubs A LOT of people the wrong way. i became a ghost writer for this very reason.

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@jacquemusx last look was so cute to me tho 💀

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@itgirlbackup no 🫶����

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@creepypasta1and @THECOOLISSUE i cringe thinking back when i was 13 and 14. i swore up and down i just related to adults more 😭

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@gregor_estevan demna’s rtw is unwearable 😓

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@gabgonebad @enrihannaaa she’s getting ideas for the next one 😭

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@Gitmo99 that’s not strict. that’s abuse

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@shxacrdngx i was unmoved. dolly was my fairy godmother. this wasn’t good

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@Variety reheated madonna nachos

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@FurryVarmint @TheBlackGlinda the problem wasn’t that we didn’t “disappear” after segregation. the problem was that we were PROSPEROUS in our separate communities and they couldn’t stomach that.

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@70s90s their names should be plastered everywhere and on every Do Not Hire list. their every move should be documented the rest of their lives. i want them surveilled to the point they’re afraid to leave their homes. they shouldn’t even be able to get a remote job without us knowing.

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@gothkuro @joeshooker olivia’s tour. taylor is an unfortunate afterthought. too busy writing abt a white man’s penis at 35 lmao

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@kendalljamaal @missglamorous i love a disgruntled audience member!

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@Dale_Chu @ThisAmerLife she didn’t even learn basic fractions. her mother must be mentally unwell or something idk

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@beyoncepose @dhwanisaraiya_ like i’m unmoved

[em @emilyagain]

The homeless woman murdered in Central Park was a beloved artist and birdwatcher who made beautiful pieces dedicated to birds. She went by Lee Rogers, but also was known as Elise Bainbridge Hill. Her art was awesome. I hope her life story is shared and not just the grisly details

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@pressmindy nothing scarier than a freshman and a pen

[garçon @boymolish]

When a house is burning you call the fireman