Marchioness Snark

Reader, cook, Swans fan. Of the Vaudeville Snarks. Not those other ones

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@realrabindra @TheTweetOfGod His god is the bigliest god.
He knows lot of gods, he's a friend of all of them, he's done more for gods than anyone else.
Covoffe

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I'm sorry Twitter,
I've neglected you.
I've missed you though 💋
Merry Christmas.
A short story from one of my favourite authors.

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So FB gave us a caring reaction but Stu still refuses the eye roll we so desperately require.

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@erstkate Do you have butter?
If so I'm on my way

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@IraSnave I love his Twitter feed

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The Artful Dodger is so unafraid of me he handed back the banana so I could peel it for him.
🙄

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Dear neighbour,
Please stop drilling the bloody wall, some of us are trying to work.
Thank you

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@supergirl_sass Nivea Q10 hand cream is my basic go to

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@redruby17 Floof demon.
They're a special species.

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@DustyPee Wood chipper would be quicker.

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@Decoy_AU @AndrewJNatale This is what pisses me off.
A flattening curve is not a signal all is well.
We haven't even hit winter yet.
🙄

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@AffekeNommu

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In line to get into Bunnings with some twat preaching on the top of his lungs.
Dude, I just need some planters, take your redemption shit and shove it.

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@Dean_Machine_ Soup is the cure for all ills.
I hope you're feeling better and that this week is a better one

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@KirstyWebeck @GingerGorman I'll whole heartedly endorse feline policy as opposed to the idiots in charge

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This could be really good

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@fiddy_kay It's the small mercies.

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