Goose

Parody | Artifact Collector | Prior Goose God | We live in a goosiety | *Honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

I'm jerkin off rn

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

What the fuck happened while I was dead *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

*honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@CommercialUse_ FUCKING GET RID OF IT *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@pack_basic Yes, I know, I'm going back into my hole now *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@yourgod2elecboo I mean, technically it was Simon's fault for being fucking boring. Blame her. It's her fault.

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@coldroses2when @IrishMudkip I hate all of you *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@REDHeavyReal I did it first *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@TrueWhyThoOffi1 @Dogefan17 @IntroSpecktive Just because you don't care about weeb anime game doesn't mean other people don't care about weeb anime game.

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@Inarithieves You'll be hearing from my lawyers *honk*

[Perfect Cell @PerfectCell8948]

Y’all are seriously afraid of this blue whale bs?

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@PerfectCell8948 This is C tier horror movie level shit. I cannot fathom how someone could take something that stupid seriously.

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@badparodytweets I am le funnyy goose you are cancelled *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

Hey twitter/parody community...

I got something cooking up for you *honk*.

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@SuperGamerCody @UseCommercial block him irl.

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

Maybe... *honk*... maybe...

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

So I MAY have kidnapped @DonkeyKongApe *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@UseCommercial Delete this *honk*

[Goose @UntitledGoose_]

@KingKCool CROCODILE