YourLocalMan

[Abstergo PR @Abstergo_PR]

2016 could have been avoided entirely if the Assassins had just let us go through with the apocalypse in 2012.

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

Holiness is snoozing for 40 minutes on a school day

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

The evilest thing: Hiding the coffee press from ut parents and admire the 6 stages of desperation

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

I've had enough, this has to stop, why do I need to know these things?!

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

Mass Effect trilogy is done; An 85 hour journey of epic proportions is over.

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

I will upload more content as soon as I'm done with Mass Effect 3 'cus I can't get it out of my head

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

If the Blade movies taught me anything, it's that all vampires know martial arts.

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

I've only got theatre lessons today - today is a good day

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

@tr4sh4rt Same here

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

#destinythegame is my new guilty pleasure, thanks for a greatly satisfying game, @Bungie

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

What idiot named them bike races and bot "pedal to the medal"?

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

Best qoute about human life is from Mass Effect 1 #fyi

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It's important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.

[Abstergo PR @Abstergo_PR]

Three months ago today, Harambe was killed by the Assassins. Never forget.

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

If you have to pay for the 2nd half of the game, then the first half should be F2P #eaway https://t.co/Eg9UzmQCqB

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

#Overwatch acquired ✔

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

He had apperently promised to go to his gf during the weekend ...

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

So the guy lending me his operative system-installer just bailed on me :c #sad #pc

[YourLocalMan @UnusuallyHeroic]

That's the real question https://t.co/LnLm4NbrT2

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Do you think two Alolan Exeggutors fight like giraffes fight