Scranton Confessions

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rotc boys in uniform 😍

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panicking because everyone is getting into relationships and i've convinced myself I'm going to be forever alone

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what's with all these people on crutches?? did i miss a fight??

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❗️PSA: Don't "jaywalk" by Hyland/McGurrin if you see Scranton Police there. They'll chase after you to give you a $75-$125 citation ticket❗️

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the jaywalking police are taking their jobs way too seriously

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hey freshmen quit swinging around your lanyards like a damn helicopter

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I look up all the names that come up on @UofSCrushes just to see who they are

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are all swedish people tall, blonde, and beautiful or just the foreign exchange students here

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Almost slept with an entire house and it's barely week 2 😏

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freshman boy with the blonde surfer hair, whats ur name??

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The senior girls on the soccer team are like a hot cult

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It's been less than 2 weeks and I'm already stressin

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being a freshman sucks

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that Swedish guy.. with the man bun and nice eyes.. can I have you?

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is it bad that I'm already counting down to parade day?

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the freshman class is getting a little more diverse every year

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my friends and I sit in third floor denaples just to people watch

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bucketlist: jump in the ball pit in the new building

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i want it to be syllabus week all year

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I know its the second day of class but quit taking the seat I claimed on the first day