Brian

My muscles are my number one concern.

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@John_Pesci a classic quote

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Make America Great Again™

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@BarstoolTrent @JohnShakurr still got it

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I said bitchhhh

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

That is vodka and orange juice. I call it orange vodjuiceka.

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Early admittance to Whitman's MS in Finance program. I guess Punxsutawney Phil saw two more years of winter.

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@YABOYLILB @jlvt26 allday

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Apparently Carli Lloyd never forgot about Pearl Harbor.

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Todays date 🇺🇸

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@mikegilday11 ya i knew cuz he previewed songs and they were not on the new one

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.

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I don't just 'hit' the gym. I beat the shit out of it.

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@Da_MichaelScott @mikegilday11 next time Derrick walks in?

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Another beautiful Saturday...about to be spent inside MB.

[Connor O'Brien @connorobrienNH]

They didn't put the mugshots on Wild West burnt parchment? I mean, if we're going to go there, let's *go there*, CNN.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Gay marriage was legalized and selfie sticks were banned from Disney World. What a great day for America.

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#USWNT needs @realDonaldTrump out there. He beats China all the time.

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You may have the worlds #1 economy, but we have @alexmorgan13. #USWNT