Jessica Florio

Native New Yorker living in Miami🗽Mom. Writer girl. Housewives super fan. Black Lives Matter.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

“I don’t trust a bacon eating vegetarian” says the woman standing around a party while on “bed rest” 🙄#RHOBH

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

That’s my bitch!! 👑

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Stephanie Berger (37)

A product manager at Amazon from Brooklyn, New York originally from New Orleans. Initially she was a Middle School English teacher from 2009 until 2016 when she started working at Amazon in product management, moving her way up to a Senior Manager.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@d240281786637 Nice try scammer

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

I my kindle in seat last Saturday, @Delta called to let me know they had it. I could come get it or file a claim for mail. After I filed, Delta is now saying they don’t have my kindle?! So was it lost or did your employee steal it?! #deltaairlines

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Delta @JFKairport left my kindle in seat last Saturday, Delta called to let me know they had it. I could come get it or file a claim for mail. After I filed, Delta is now saying they don’t have my kindle?! So was it lost or did your employee steal it?! #deltaairlines

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Dyson so is there a reason it’s impossible to find my order number in order to initiate a return? And there is no way to email you? Seems you purposefully make it hard for people to return an item. Will never purchase from you again.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

Hey @AmericanAir is there a reason why families w/ babies are being hassled about early boarding and nearly denied? Is this now your official policy? Bc next time flying with my infant and toddler I’ll choose a more family friendly airline and others may want to do the same.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Marty_Shannon @elonmusk Yup, it’s @larryflorio’s

[Larry Florio @larryflorio]

@elonmusk credit where credit's due ser https://t.co/Z5GGhgIcEU

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Kingguddah11 @queensofbravo They are not staying in Miami Beach. They are not on a beach at all. They are staying in the city of Miami, on the bay. Both are in Miami-Dade county, but two separate cities.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Dissunbae @BravoByBen Umm Eboni was annoying but Ramona ruined RHONY. The faux force five, specifically rinna and the wannabe Diana ruined RHOBH. Get your facts straight.

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

I don’t really watch #SouthernCharm on a regular basis (close to never) but I freaking love keeping up on social media and watching the reunions 😫 #SouthernCharmReunion

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@Verizon #verizonwireless you made a mistake and disconnected a cell phone line that is urgently needed back. 7 calls later and NO HELP. Who can fix this ASAP????

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@hulu @Disney cutting back on maternity leave huh? Watch me cut back on my subscription ✌🏾

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@floralprint16 That part 🎯

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

Watching #rhobh is infuriating!! I cannot believe Sutton and Garcelle are letting the FF5 and their wannabes control the show. Call 👏 these 👏 bitches 👏 out 👏!!

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

Wondering how my fellow hypochondriacs coped back in the day before you could google all of your medical symptoms… like ppl were going to bed up all night wondering all night if they had cancer and now they know for sure they do #webmd

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

Garcelle’s absence this episode was palpable #rhobh

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

I’m not usually a fan of conventional candy, but my husband randomly bought a bag of dark Reese’s thins and it’s the day before my period and all of the sudden I’ve eaten five. #pmsproblems

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

@TeamHope303 @queensofbravo @NicoleJonesTV Please, dear god no!

[Jessica Florio @UpperWestJess]

After that lunch scene, between Sutton and Diana - my head hurts #rhobh