Not John Morrison.

The Shaman of Sexy, The Guru of Greatness, The honcho of hotness and the ambassador of abdominals. The man they know as John Morrison. Please, no photos.

[Not John Morrison. @UpscaleALister]

'Aye @FeistyHotMess, welcome back!

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Of course i would.....unless you did it with a chick, then that'd be hot.

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You being aggressive is hella sexy. RT @HotMessMinxTiff ... take him away i will give you more than just a swollen eye. 😈👿

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Sorry for being M.I.A but i had something i had to take care of.

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That rhymed. I didn't know you was a poet!

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Well damn! Since i RT'ed that, i dedicated my 101th tweet to you.

[Not John Morrison. @UpscaleALister]

Tiffany, you're too sweet.

[K2 ∞ @DuhItsKelly]

Yes, yes you do. *-* RT @UpscaleALister Even when i'm "banged up", i still look good.

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@HotMessMinxTiff @RatedVSky http://t.co/OXJzxhCy9s

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@HotMessMinxTiff @RatedVSky http://t.co/pE2jCg4SUs

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@HotMessMinxTiff ~inserts frowny face here~

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@RatedVSky I was hoping someone would notice that!

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My DM's aren't showing. @HotMessMinxTiff

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Even when i'm "banged up", i still look good.

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I found this really funny for some reason. RT @HotMessMinxTiff how long is russell? ;) — -_- http://t.co/JT5SbtdNAF

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"@HotMessMinxTiff...Russell is MINE." Claiming the big man already? God damn.

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@HotMessMinxTiff I don't even know.

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I swear, if i'm not getting the lame questions in ask.fm's, I'm getting the perverted ones.

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Is @HotMessMinxTiff and you fucking? Can i watch?! :D — The fuck? http://t.co/sBbjgNCG4J

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I still want your cock. — I'm sorry, i don't have any chickens. http://t.co/dT5t6JOu6w