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With a budget of $750K-1M and a B.O. north of $100M, Obsession could easily overtake 1973's American Graffiti in profitability.

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OTD 22 years ago I saw TROY on Opening Day. I knew that afternoon that it wasn't a perfect movie but also that I would watch it many more times in the years to come.

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@ReviewsPossum And get yourself a Whirley Pop

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The Cyclops from Nolan's The Odyssey and Francisco Goya's painting 'Saturn Devouring His Son'..
Saturn is what the Romans called the Greek Titan Cronus.

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FML
28° difference in less than a week.

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@thecurioustales Pierre Teilhard de Chardin said it best:

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience"

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@aakashgupta And those images would make great thousand-piece puzzles.

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She deserves an Oscar award for this 😭😭😭😭

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@GeorgeRoush What if he hadn't been very well-behaved?

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@Shadaya_Knight Ask Dr. Zhivago's wife about all that

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@TheUnaButters To be clear, I am not saying that Kathleen Kennedy is responsible for ANYTHING. Except for, allegedly, making a phone call.

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@TheUnaButters ...ignored the law and three people died in a helicopter accident.

(per Steven Spielberg A Biography - Joseph Mcbride, 1997)

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@LivingLyer To be clear, I am not saying that Kathleen Kennedy is responsible for ANYTHING. Except for, allegedly, making a phone call.

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@9mmsmg Sex scenes can set tone. If I'm watching a crime drama and see a nipple in the first act I know the main character could maybe get departed in the third.

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@FilmUpdates Weird ass list.
There wasn't even a movie released called Best Wishes For All. Ever.
There was a movie title Best Wished TO All that was released in Japan in 2022 and the US in 2023.
Neither of those are 2025, you may notice.

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This character's first name is Ta, isn't it?

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@CantEverDie Yeah, she's doing okay

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@JoedeNada @TheStingisBack Haha! Eventually, one of the monkeys will produce that AI video for sure!