Up to Four Players

Just a bunch of friends playing video games and saying funny/stupid stuff. Not to be confused with @Upto4Players the Web comic.

[Up to Four Players @UpToFourPlayers]

If Missy Elliott ever sells out, I hope it's to Baskin-Robbins.
"Get ya free cone! Get ya free cone!"

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You’re a Nazi.

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Alright, 8 likes. Clearly the demand is there.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I was a no-call, no-show at my job for 33 days, I’d be fired.

This post is about Mitch McConnell.

[Chaya's Lies @chayalies]

I bet this goes hard if you’re stupid

[Sea Pickle @seapicklereal]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

[onion person @CantEverDie]

what was the reactionary gamble on this. did they really genuinely believe that a majority of americans would be insanely mad that there was a black actor and a trans actor cast in this movie? most people don’t really care or think about these things as being “abnormal” at all

[若林春来💜アイドルカレッジ🐈‍⬛ @ic_haruki]

バヤジマ💜💛

#関ケ原唄姫合戦2026
#アイカレせんくらワンマン0829

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

this is a renaissance painting

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

FUN FACT: If you're complaining about the "Deep State" when you're in complete control of:

- The House
- The Senate
- The White House
- The Supreme Court
- The Dept. of Justice

... you sound like a fucking idiot.
YOU ARE THE DEEP STATE, DUMMY.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I just read the Taco Bell is now being sued for the Cyclospora outbreak

Taylor Farms is the culprit. Not Taco Bell. Taylor farms sold places like Taco Bell contaiminated lettuce

Taco Bell doesn’t have lettuce fields. How motherfucking hard is this?

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

Americans are so entitled, they treat a natural disaster that is primarily threatening Canadian lives and livelihoods as something bad that Canada is doing to them.

When you guys are hit with wildfires, we send firefighters to help. You send Karens to talk to Canada’s manager.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

them: this movie is a spit in the face of greek culture

actual greeks: holy shit i need to see this

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember folks, Trump filed 62 lawsuits claiming election fraud or interference, and he lost every single fucking case

[onion person @CantEverDie]

unironically yes golf courses are evil

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Tonight, America watched the ramblings of a mad king.

Donald Trump’s address was not about the last election — it was THIS one.

Before a single vote has been cast, he’s already laying the groundwork to rig this election and convince YOU not to trust the results if they don’t go his way.

This is what authoritarians do. Don’t fall for it.

Organize. Mobilize. SHOW UP and VOTE in November!

[Crit @crit_lerma]

This movie was made with the sincere hope that no one would do a side by side comparison holy hell.

[Jake Walker @jake_doubleyoo]

watched Matilda