Patrick Alfes

Graphic designer, photographer, Former Swim Coach and sports lover. Never stop becoming better

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

Only if @kylesockwell can commentate the event. This completely sells itself

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Hey @speedo I’m still a free agent and I have a new offer. I’ll give you a hint it rhymes with Caeleb Dressel.

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@Buccigross Werenski/Celebrini

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@MichaelCaz1 @AndrewBrandt 🤣🤣🤣 so the whole point of X, the everything app. Everything is happening on X. Also, I wish I was mediocre at table tennis. Well played Michael!

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@oswalt1026 Yea that’s going to happen, especially when getting caught up in the moment. I disagreed, but also said I was wrong so here we are

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@TYMdriver @jcam1265 @AndrewBrandt Not afraid to disagree at the time, but also not afraid to say I was wrong. Happens on the app

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@jcam1265 @AndrewBrandt Time of tweet, he had 3. Now he has 4 so I can’t say much.

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@ajslaw87 @AndrewBrandt The risk you run on X, the everything app

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@AndrewBrandt Now I stand corrected. Up until this point, disagreed, but I can’t be sore about it

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@LewisHowes @marthahigareda Amazing!! Congrats to you both!! I have 2 yr old identical twin girls and it keeps getting better each day. Enjoy the time because time moves so differently as a parent

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@grillmaster25 Absolutely fair thought

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@DanLeachDTM I can’t stand Stephen A after the game. Put the jersey away before you come on National television

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

What I can’t stand is @ESPN continues to allow @stephenasmith to constantly show is NY fandom come through. Stephen - you’re better than that, put the jersey in the locker before the camera is on.

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Shoutout to Meet Mobile for dropping the most unnecessary and just generally not good update of all time.

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@kylesockwell Yikes, that’s as close as you can get. You know what’s crazy? Ask 10 officials if that’s legal and I bet you get 50/50 split .

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Dear ESPN & the NCAA,

Consider this an official offer from me to commentate the prelims of the 2026 Men's and Women's NCAA Swimming and Diving Championships FOR FREE.

If you cover my flight and hotel, I'll show up every morning to give these Men and Women the production quality they deserve.

- Kyle

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@kylesockwell hehe...nice

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@Philly_Mays Drink that champagne Maxy…BING BONG MAXY

[Patrick Alfes @UpTopPat]

@LLamorandier I see you