Christopher

what I learned in boating school is

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Twee

[icarus @icarus_407]

#watdatmean

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

There is not an archetype of person more fragile than a man in a truck on a highway

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 🇯🇵 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

To the person playing wet ass pussy but frank sinatra version on the bowling alley touchtunes you are my hero

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Switched from google as a browser last year because it sucked and now I can’t use it as a search engine because it is RIDDLED with AI.

Rip Google 1998-2026

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Stephen Colbert has been shit talking presidents since before I was born.
CBS has Donald trumps pee sized cock in their mouth to cancel his show like that.
Free speech is dead

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Me and my girlfriend combining our one shared brain cell to figure out what we want to eat today

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Went shopping today and someone keyed the word bitch onto the hood of somebody’s car and I so desperately wanted to wait to see who the alleged bitch was

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Anyway where’s the files

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Well anyways, Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

shoutout r/birdwatching

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me fighting the urge to tell someone 15 different and unrelated stories in 5 minutes

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts.

FYI: all were staged.

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

Working starting to feel like cruel and unusual punishment

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks

[Christopher @UrAverageChris]

I’m not saying that the person that lit the paper towel warehouse on fire was right, but I am saying that I understand it